30 things

30 Things Guys Should Know About Girls

1. Don't ever lie to us; we always find out.
2. We don't enjoy talking dirty to you as much as you enjoy listening.
3. Don't say you understand when you don't.
4. Girls are pretty, but yours is the Prettiest!
5. You don't have PMS; don't act like you know what it's like.
6. Saying something sweet might get you off the hook; doing something sweet will always get you off the hook.
7. If you talk about having a big di*k; we know you don't.
8. Size does matter, but only to hoes; not girls that
want relationships.
9. We don't like it when you act like Mr. Big.
10. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys not us.
11. No matter what you say, your ex-girlfriend is a hoe.
12. It's good to be sensitive, sometimes.
13. If you did something wrong or even if you didn't,
apologize.(i dont think so)
14. Be spontaneous; dinner and a movie won't always cut it.
15. We are self-conscious by nature; we can't help it.
16. We are Drama queens.
17. Fashion police do exist.(not for all girls)
18. Don't ask us to give hea*; if you are nice you just might get it.
19. We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems, paintball, or anything else you and your friends talk about.
20. Hugs and kisses should be given alot.( i changed this one)
21.We don't shave our legs everyday so get over it.
22. Don't make bets about us; we always find out.
23. Shave; no matter how cool you think your goatte or beard or mustache looks, we hate it.(not always!)
24. Even if you think it is cool to burp, fart, or emitt
other strange gases from your body, it is not.
25. Don't compare our breasts with Pamela Anderson's; hers are fake, just remember that. ( you have a better shot at ours than you ever will with hers)
26. It is not cool to shoot snot rockets.
27. We are beautiful at all times.
28. We will always think we are fat, so humor us and tell us we aren't.(not always)
29. You can shoot hoops, score a goal, knock down big fat guys, and hit a little baseball with a stick, so why the hell can't you piss in the toilet and not on it.
30. Most importantly: we are usually always right; so don't forget it.

oh and guys watever u do do not hit a girl otherwise ima come after you ;)

10. A system in your car only impresses your homeboys not us.
[Woudn't impress me but I'd like to learn about things like that]

19. We absolutely DO NOT care about monster trucks, car systems, paintball, or anything else you and your friends talk about.
[Not always true]
22. Don't make bets about us; we always find out.
[Made a bet about him]
30. Most importantly: we are usually always right; so don't forget it.
[haha not always]

lmao, those are hilarious!! And for the most part true! Espically number 5. You don't have PMS; don't act like you know what it's like. That irrates me to no end when guys are like, it's not that bad, and I'm like, well if you had to go through it, you wouldn't be saying that! lol, but otherwise, those almost made me fall out of my chair laughing!