psst. *wink* the fun is here, ladies. ;]

ALWAYS THINK, MATERNITY CLOTHES ARE COMFY AND CUTE.

so that can't be bad.
just say, yeah I'm pregnant, WITH YOUR BOYFRIENDS KID.

stupid fools looking good in a bad state how is that even fair.

i have a picture of my mum pregnant with me. Yeah. it's cute.
only thing is my BROTHER insisted on being carried the whole way round, SO HE COVERS ME UP.

hopefully you'll have a chubby bargain baby.

come on...way too long...