Daenerys Stormborn

And so I was! Even Jane must sleep some nights.

....now I'm back in action!

What's up abbs?

wow, jane has her own thread just about her. haha, wonder what your reaction was when you saw that.

Hey abby, how are you doing?

I'll tell you what my reaction was:

"What did I do this time?"

But I verbalized: "Uh oh."

I appreciate your acknowledgement, as well as flattery. Teehee, I think I'm blushing.

Would you like to know my secret?

Try combining high-speed internet with the ability to type 95wpm.

Extra booster: A mind of utter genius and too much free time.

Indeed you may.

I appreciate you typing out my screen name so many times. It would appear you are passionate in such acts of courtesy, which I promise, is unnecessary when directed towards me. Call me Jane.

You cannot know how much I agree. I suppose you are drawn to our similar "interests" in sarcasm :) Otherwise, like most, you would not find my comments jewelled and jocular! We often compliment traits in others that positively reflect ourselves. It is the way of humanity...and sadly, we are but humans. Are we not?

Haha, indeed. We are humans, and it would be a pity to feel ashamed of such a truth. My contradicting thoughts were a mockery of what many believe. It is only sad being human when so many believe it is sad. We make ourselves what we are. I like animals, but I think I'll keep my brain, thank you!

You may have a high regard for those who do not reflect yourself, but I simply hold in high regard all who present a challenge. Perhaps that is a similar idea.

I do try to help others, be they generally simple, for I prefer defying the nature of glowering down upon those below. We all need help, and no one necessarily chooses his or her intellectual capacity, thus, no one should be scolded in less than a productive manner. Sarcasm may be prevalent in most of my comments, but such sarcasm is not deliberately malicious and degrading...it is more directly for self-entertainment.

This statement I am sure Darwin would begrudge me for:

I find humor in everything, be it hilarious or smile worthy.

Yes, yes. I am all too aware of Darwin's minimal sense of humor, but he continues to speak of indifference, shunning laughter, concurrently laughing! This hypocrisy is frustrating.

No more about Darwin.

How are you doing today?

You are not stupid abby.

No, she is far from stupid.

abby, what is your name short for, if anything? What are you learning to cook?

...Good enough.

Let me rephrase the question: As you do not know how to cook at all yet, you must begin somewhere. A first step. What will you learn to cook first?

Ah. There you are. Or, are not.

Goodnight! Perhaps, good morning?

^^ agreed

That wasn't very nice abby

Haha.

Jello Abby. How are you today? I am headed out! My horses deserve a visit.

Never fear! I will be on in several hours.

....And she's back!

^ Ha!

I do not live on a farm, nor do my horses. I live in a suburban town, my horses are boarded at a stables about 10 minutes away (by car).

Goodnight!

Just like my balls.

Like my balls?

How can you not see them. Yah they're that big.

Anyway, I don't feel up to boasting about my balls anymore. I used to all the time when I was single.

One day you will be not-single and pay the price!

It's only 10:10pm. And I do consider that a ploy to identify my whereabouts. But I don't consider myself as ever having been an immature prick. Boasting about one's balls is, from my perspective, a popular, cultural and ritualized source of fun that enables males to compete on a humorous level, regardless of how big one's balls actually are.

Which reminds me I have to 'get to know my balls' to look out for ball cancer. Hmm. Shower in 30 mins.

Ah, but you didn't pick up on the American spelling of 'humourous'. Caught you out! Hee hee hee. Your latter statement is completely true, and even more so that it is in the conditional tense.

One of my favourite sayings is, men are animals, women are aliens. It was my screen name about half a year ago.

Haha, I created a chat room for Helen and I to speak on because her msn died, and she calls it 'purpleness' because it is purple.

Aliens are funny!

How's your life? Exams?

Haha. I can't disagree. Aliens are f*** scary. The lot of them. Helen scares the dying daylights outta me too. And you didn't answer my question.

I am always in shock when I am speaking with Helen, which I am, but will not be, as I plan to shower, check my balls, and make her a wonderful gift I shall present to her tomorrow! Adios amigos.

Apparently my thread is predominantly related to balls. How does that happen? I think I may be offended.

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Abby, I'm terribly sorry to have shattered your fantasy of me living on a farm. A shame.

Hrmm interesting convo going on here....*grabs some Italian Bread* mmm mmm good lmfao

lol hello Abby, how are you on such a boring night?

well well well, emoticons are used to show emotions, such as :) would mean to smile and :( would me to be sad or frown.

My night is boring because I have nothing to do lol

oh haha, I believe it means odd or weird

lol Abby you seem to have a lot of energy, and you are a very interesting person.

Beats me why one' with lots to do would be on any website...lol but ahh I tend to do the same so I can't really say anything

lmfao

oh my Liz, be nice.

And Abby I think it might have been...

lmfao oh my....no comment

lol no no no you got it wrong it was his Test balls.