Joke of the day !!

Hello friends,

Post any good clean jokes you have and share some good laugh.
I am sharing one of the forward i got from my friend today, hope you all enjoy :)

Today's joke: MARRIAGE !

1.Man: Is there any way for long life?

Dr: Get married.

Man: Will it help?

Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.

2.Why do couples hold hands during their wedding?

It's a formality just like two boxers shaking hands before the fight
begins!

3.Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?

Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.

--chavii--

Those were funny. lmao xD
My sister send me some all the time, I'll have to find one of the clean ones =)
***Rhea***

there were bugs in the church so a priest said, let us spray.

David