Real Names

  • xPerfect Chaosx
    17 years ago

    Ok, now while reading this, keep in mind, that these are the names of REAL people:

    A person's name is Dragony, and she works in a pharmacy in a medical building. On her liscence plate, it says DRAGONY. Someone goes into the pharmacy and asks who Dr. Agony is

    A persons is a anesthesilogist, her liscence plate reads EPIDURL

    Flicka Ashe, who works for American Tobacco Co. in North Carolina

    Beth Newhouse, who sells real estate

    Dr. Mark Cutright, who is a surgeon

    Dr. John Looney, a psychiatrist

    Charles T. Sprinkler was arrested for urinating in public

    Ralph Glance, a optician

    Dr. Eithches, a allergist

    Dr. Spitz, a dentist

    A salesman is dealing with a difficult customer who wants to speak to the boss. The boss's name is Robin Hood, and his secretary is Marian

    A septic tank installation and maintenace company is named Seth Poole and Sons

    There was this family with the last name Braa.. the mothers name was Iona

    In school, there were twins, Lester and Ester Chester, and their big brother, Chester Chester Jr.

    Please feel free to add any if you know any more!!
    .:Danielle:.

  • aDORKable x3
    17 years ago

    oh.emm.gee!! lol I read that in Dear Abby!! lmao they are sooo funny!!!

    Ciao

  • PygmyPuff
    17 years ago

    haha
    thats like a sign in Connecticut that said "Give her crabs for Christmas"

    its for a crab bake

    kinda funny

    [PygmyPuff]

  • StJimmy
    17 years ago

    wow thats great

  • Poetess Lana
    17 years ago

    hehe...

    i know of Ben Dover and his mother... Eillene Dover. so funny! i needed a laugh, thanks for that.

  • xPerfect Chaosx
    17 years ago

    lol, thanks for the input... those are hilarious!! lmao. If you have anymore, feel free to add them!!

    .:Danielle:.

  • xo kisses xo
    17 years ago

    ok here is one....

    what is this?
    arnald swartenager has a long one...
    madona doesn't have one...
    and the pope doesn't use his..

  • xo kisses xo
    17 years ago

    its a last name...what were u thinking???? haha

  • ~*SugarCube*~
    17 years ago

    haha.

  • xPerfect Chaosx
    17 years ago

    *falls out of chair laughing*

    That's a good one!!

  • CHOKE
    17 years ago

    lol um this was interesing thanks for the laughs

  • Tricky Daze
    17 years ago

    Yay so interesting Imfao [:

  • xPerfect Chaosx
    17 years ago

    ^_^ Does anyone else have any screwed up real names??

    .:Danielle:.

  • SomewhereAmongThePieces
    17 years ago

    Well... this isn't that funny but my friend's Grampa's name is David David and my boyfriend's dad's name is Peter Peterson....

  • I Seem to be the Heartless
    17 years ago

    My one friend's grandfather's name was Gorange. One of our TV presenters is Scot Scott

  • Delie
    17 years ago

    lol
    my mom knows a gynecologist who's name is Dr. Tucker.
    makes me laugh cuz of "John Tucker Must Die" hehe

  • WakingFreedom
    17 years ago

    There is a guy named Harry Mann in our village. He is my uncle......weird....