Dane cook

OMG! Me and my boyfriend were listening to Dane Cook and he was talking about couples who hate each others guts but still stay together. And he was saying about this fight between this couple that he was watching in a store and eating the "intement" cookies Lol. And he heard DO WE HAVE JELLY IN THE HOUSE! And the girl kept saying I told you we have some and then the guy said YOU JUST SAID THERE WASN"T and gir:Omg! Why are you so obseesed with jelly..I don't even like jelly I get hives even looking at it boy:I DON'T GIVE A F*CK ABOUT THE HIVES I WANT TO KNOW IF THERE'S JELLY! YOU STUPID TWAT! And then he said they don't talk for 3 days and then make up in the kitchen. and the boy is washing dishes girl: do..you need some help boy: yeah...f*cking need some...f*cking help..girl:..did you get your hair cut? boy: yeah...f*ckin...hair...f*cking......cut..eyah..girl: ooh...nice...boy: eyah...f*cking..nice.. girl: Can I just..say something...THERE WAS JELLY IN THE HOUSE! boy: oh great! Solves the jelly problem! girl:.Can i just say something..please..LOOK AT ME WHEN i SPEAK TO YOU!...I...am..NOT A TWAT!. and it goes on but seriously download dane cook and it's called The Nothing Fight something liek that but yeah it's HILAROUS!

LMFAO!!! I LOVE Dane Cook!!

Have you checked.... the children...?
I killed them....

*runs around shouting out dane cook quotes*

I wanna name a bunch of children and name them after my favorite cartoon series...

TRANSFORMERS!!

Megatron come over here and sit next to optimus prime, we're going to have a little chat,

I AM THE KOBERT COMMANDER!!

RRRRRRR I SAID NO COOKIES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

.:Danielle:.

ROTFL! i <3 Dane Cook

Ahhh who has heard the one about speak and spell? that one is hilarious! ooh and monoply
2 1/2 hours later...EFF THIS GAME! IT'S FOUR IN THE MORNING GRANDMA..YOU WIN! I HATE THAT YOU'RE THE BANKER WERE DID YOU GET THOSE PINK FIVES YOU CHEATING WHORE! DON'T EFFING TOUCH ME GRANDPA.NANA IS A CHEATING WHOOOREEEEE! I SHOULD CUT YOUR HEAD OFF WITH THIS LITTLE DOGGY!

Ahh you have to listen to it. Download it.

Wow......................

Ditto

LMMFAO!

A B C D E F G I will kill your family!!

.:Danielle:.

Perfect Caos! Yes that's hilarious!! Lol.

Omfg i love DC!!!!!!!!
=o]

only real fans know that haha
.....vvvvv.....
[SuFi]

Dane Cook is pretty much amazing...:D

I have that cd.

it hilarious.

like the one about naming his kids and the one about scented markers...

they're all hiarious.

i love the marker one because its so true!

that dane cook is a silly b*tch!

lmao. <3

Yaaaa!

My dream....

IS TO POKE DANE COOK!

GREART