51 Days

  • Tricky Daze
    17 years ago

    Hello everyone,i last posted jokes like Women Are Evil By Nature and you liked them as it seems
    So i decided to contiune with new jokes but they are not disgusting like Women are Evil By Nature
    Here is the first one,hope you all like it
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    A group of blondes walk into a bar. One of the women tells the bartender to line up a row of drinks for all of them. The gals lift their glasses and toast, "Here's to 51 days!" and they proceed to down their drinks. Once again, they tell the bartender to "line 'em up", and once again they toast 51 days and down their drinks.

    The bartender says, "I don't get it. Why in the world are you toasting 51 days?"

    One of the blondes explains, "We just finished a jigsaw puzzle. It had written on the box '2-4 years,' but we finished it in 51 days!"

  • xPerfect Chaosx
    17 years ago

    *falls out of chair laughing*

    I've heard something like this before, but I always love that joke!! HAHAHHAHA

    Thanks for the laugh

    .:Danielle:.

  • xXxAngelEyes007xXx
    17 years ago

    wow are blondes really that stupid lmfao

  • PygmyPuff
    17 years ago

    I love how people portay blonds so stupidly
    but whats better is some blonds fall for it
    and are actually that stupid
    lol

    [PygmyPuff]

  • ~*SugarCube*~
    17 years ago

    haha.

  • Tricky Daze
    17 years ago

    everytime you need it :)
    One more joke will be coming soon

  • Beauty In The Breaking
    17 years ago

    OMG LMFAO xD
    I've never heard that one before and I loved it! xD
    Yes there are blondes like that out there *I have met them and my brother married one of them* But how can you help but love most of them? It's so sad that you can't help it! lol xD
    *** Rhea ***

  • Your Best Mistake Your Perfect Failure
    17 years ago

    omg
    great freaking joke- I am going to pass it on to my g-f she will love it..
    ahhaa.. wonderfull.. .~~!!!