Blonde Jokes

hi! ok so i have a blonde friend lol and she reallhy is as clumsy as they come haha so i need some blonde jokes, i can't remember any accept... 'a blonde was stuck on an island and started swimming back to mainland when she reached HALFWAY she decided she was too tired and swam back to the island' and i have said it to her a thousand times haha i need some new material lol, so does anyone else have any blonde jokes??

[{Lucy}]

noone??? awww come on, someone has to have a blonde jooke for me!

how do you know a blondes been using the computer

theres whiteout all over the screen (its old i know)

This blonde kept going to her mail box every 5 min. and her neighbour casually asked why do you keep going to check your mail and the blonde peplied because every five min. a window pops up saying i have mail on my computer(old again and possibly not said right)

mm yah thats all i can think of well have funn ttyl

haha...i have heard to one about the mail...but i have never heard the one about white out...

ok...i may be a brunette but i act pretty blonde...hehe...and i don't understand the one about white out...please explain it!!!! hehe

Im a stereotypical blond
cept im not blonde
just a putz

[PygmyPuff]

When you make a mistake, you normally use white out, on paper, but they put it on the computer screen instead of just hitting the backspace button, to correct their mistakes, lmao.

What do you call four blondes standing ear to ear?

A wind tunnel

.:Danielle:.

hahaha they are awsum!!!! omg thats great lol i haven't heard ne of these haha

go to testriffic.com and then go to joke and to blonde jokes..there are a ton of them there

A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."

Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"

The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

thanks for explaining that joke...i was thinking something like that but i wasn't sure...haha

best blond joke ever, go to this site and click on the link.

http://www.samanthaburns.com/archives/2006/01/the_best_blonde.html

enjoy

This is like the funniest thing ever!!! I just heard this like today, lol:

http://www.ebaumsworld.com/2006/07/blondestar.html

Go here and listen!! lol
Much Love,
.:Danielle:.

How many blondes does it take to change a light bulb?

2... one to hold the light bulb.. the other to spin the other blonde to screw the light bulb in.

pretty lame.. but oh well...

haha!...that is lame...but it is still funny!!!!!

=)

There were two blondes, and they had just came from a store.

The blonde that owned the mustang had locked her keys in the car. She was trying to pick the lock when she stoped to rest for a second.

When she sat down, her friend said, "Hurry up, it's starting to rain and the top's down!"

lol good one... what i posted was they had their keys locked in the mustang (MY DREAM CAR!) and they were trying to pick the lock when all they could've done was jump inside and grab dem keys.. cuz the top was down.

hahahahahahahhahahahahahah thats awesome, i told my friend the mustang one and the white out one and she didnt get them hahaha i had to explain them lol she really is dull haha

hey! I'm blond! :P no seriously, I am. hehehe

LMAO xD this were all great xD
I'm a brunette but I act really blond most of the time you know, like tripping over myself and thin air, not getting jokes, stupid stuff like that. I finally had to put blond highlights in my hair =P But my sister IS a blond and I'll have to copy some of these and send them to her if none of you mind =)

how namy blonde joks are there??

one. the rest are true!!!

hahahahahhahahahaha

A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde escape a burning building by
climbing to the roof. The Firemen are on the street below,
holding a blanket for them to jump into.

The firemen yell to the Brunette, "Jump! Jump! It's your only
chance to survive!"

The Brunette jumps and SWISH! The firemen yank the blanket
away...the Brunette slams into the sidewalk like a tomato.

"C'mon! Jump! You gotta jump!' say the firemen to the Redhead.

"Oh no! You're gonna pull the blanket away!" says the Redhead.

"No! It's Brunettes we can't stand! We're OK with Redheads!"

"OK" says the Redhead, and she jumps. SWISH! The firemen yank
the blanket away, and the lady is flattened on the pavement like
a pancake.

Finally, the Blonde steps to the edge of the roof. Again, the
firemen yell "Jump! You have to jump!"

"No way! You're just gonna pull the blanket away!" yelled the
Blonde.

"No! Really! You have to jump! We won't pull the blanket away!"

"Look," the Blonde says, "nothing you say is gonna convince me
that you're not gonna pull the blanket away! So what I want you
to do is put the blanket down, and back away from it . . ."

Another one:

A blonde man, a hispanic man, and an Irish man are working on a construction site, and it's time for lunch.

The blonde man opens up his lunch and finds PB and J and he says, "Oh God! If I have to eat another one of these, I swear I'll jump off this building and kill myself!!"

The Hispanic man opens up his lunch and says "Eicharamba! If I have to eat another bean burrito, I swear I'll jump with you!!"

The Irish man opens up his lunch and says "Oh! If I have to eat another chicken sandwich I swear I'll jump too!!"

So the next day, they all have the same things in their lunches, and they commit suicide by jumping off the building together.

At their funerals,the wives of the Hispanic and Irish men say "Oh, if only they would have told us they wanted something different, we would've given it to them."

But the wife of the blonde man says, "Don't look at me, he packed his own lunch."

hahahahaha i really liked that last one ^^^^

these jokes are so offensive...but hilarious...

i love the one about the blonde redhead and brunnette!!! lmao!!!

i have eard the one about the men (blinde irish and something else) lol...it was funny still

i have eard the one about the men (blinde irish and something else) lol...it was funny still

Why can't a dumb blonde change a lightbulb?

She keeps breaking them with a hammer

2 blondes walked into a bar you would think they would have seen it

What do you do when a blonde throws a grenade at you?

Pull the pin and throw it back!

hahahaha that last one is brilliant, so simple but so uinbelievably funny hahahahahaha

Lol, these are pretty funny. I'm blonde myself and they aren't affesive at all. I find it funny when blondes get all defensive when their friends tell them blonde jokes, I just laugh lol.

Hahah those are funny