The Male Species Is Dying Out

So today my Science teacher informed us that the male species is dying out...as you know girls have xx chromosomes and guys have xy...well as it turns out the y chromosome is getting smaller and smaller...scientists predict that in about 2,000-3,000 years the male species will have died out completely leaving only women to inhabit the Earth..
Well ladies "Men-- Can't live with them, Can't live without them." Turns out..our future generations just may have to...

Yup i heard of that too
World is gonna be women's *smiles proudly*

the male RACE?!?! You really buy that Men are from Mars and Women from Venus stuff eh? haha I'm sure if men die out...there would still be ways to reproduce...unless all the women left are morally only for "traditional" procreation.

In the mean time...enjoy our company while we're still around haha

don't you know hun
There are some research of scientiests that a woman can give a birth without sperm...

eh, the Apocalypse is coming by 2022 anyway.

or, if not, the earth will have overheated.

or, if not, the sun will have exploded

or, if not, the aliens will have invaded

boy oh boy, if it's not one thing, it's another.

Thank GOD I won't be alive. I love men.

Haha. What bull. What will they think of next - pigs can't fly anymore due to wing cancer?

^ I believe that was already proven.

haha, that song that goes, "It's a mans world" just lost all meaning =)

OUCH...that's cold...You know some do

Need? No. Want? Oh yeah...oh YEAH. Sexually.

way to tease Dear Ruler...way to tease...and way to make the perversion clear

Joey, shut up and come to bed.

The whole thing is stupid you know.... they cant predict anything... within thousands of years. Heck the whole XX and XY thing could change around as we speak.. they have no proof of anything

I suppose you've got the right idea Dear Ruler...we should PROCREATE NOW!!! to increase the population...so we'd die out slow...you are so smart ;)

Thank you, thank you. I know I'm smart. I'm so happy we are of a similar mindset in relation to the serious matter at hands. I'll even pay for your plane ticket, and make a playlist of baby-makin' music.

abby, men are needed? No. You should do some more research. I think Prettyinpunk Laura is right this time.

Sorry Dear Ruler...Elisabetta and I are ahead of that...we've already named 4 kids =P one of them after you...our third child, second daughter Jane :) she's adorable just like you

(abby) That I can agree with...somewhat. Perhaps ultra-straight women such as myself would have heart attacks and implode, but there are plenty of bisexual and lesbian women who would do fine without men, not to mention the feminists!

Ha! That's alright Joey. I'm a bit disappointed, but I could never purposefully steal another from Lizilla. She is my bud.

Buddies share...and if men are lower in number...you're gonna have to anyway =P

Did you see..purposely..haha...if she askes..you'd just say "oops I didn't know I was in bed with him"

Haha, I don't think so! I'm the jealous type! No sharing for me. No sharing me either! Pah!

I think if I were alive when the male population began to drastically decrease, I would snatch about 20 male models and make my way to Jupiter. Sounds like a plan to me. Maybe I'll do that WITHOUT the huge wipe out crisis.

contradicting...you said no sharing yourself...but you'd snatch 20 men?? wouldn't that be sharing?

I'm gonna go now...talk to you all another time

Hehe. I hoped you wouldn't catch that. OKAY, when it comes to LOVE, no sharing. Better? When it comes to sexual relations...hehehehe, or I mean, procreation (oh!) --- then I'm down for being shared, but still not down for sharing. Ha!

Offer? Hmm...Well, I could offer you a sponge bath...I could offer you chocolate, but we'd have to share. I'd get jealous watching someone else eat all the precious chocolate. Lizilla, what do YOU want? I can dance for you! I'm cute when I dance. Jason has seen my gangsta dance on webcam, but I can do better.

The whole human race will die out before this "myth" comes into hand

It's not a myth, but you're probably right, Mr. Colbs. Touche!

By the way..coughareyousingle?cough. I need a male to procreate with.

HAHAHA! Team work! That's a good list, I think I can handle it.

If you get Brad Pitt, can I have a fivesome with Jonny Depp, James Franco, Nathan Fillion, and Heath Ledger? Pweeeassseeee?

Ahhhh, that is like asking me to choose between chocolate and penis. THE DECISION OF LIFE!! There comes a time ladies, when every woman must...ok blah blah. Gahhh, Heath Ledger is sooooo f ing adorable. I just want to eat him up. But Brad is a sex god. I think....agh...ok fine, we can trade. AHHH!! I'm going to regret this decision.

I'm drooling right now. Funny! Ok fine, you can have...9 :) Haha, otherwise I'd flip out under the heat of competition. I'm a battle ninja! Will 9 do ya? Literally...

I can do that. Easier done than said! Haha.

Alright then. Peace out! I'm heading to shoot the breeze con mis caballos.

....... interesting

haha...always you to show up at odd moments eh? No wonder you're lost and confused...

:)

Hahaha, yes, back on topic. Bob, I agree. The male SPECIES (haha) has obliterated its own purpose in scientific terms. Other terms as well :) However, I would do whatever it takes (outside killing David), to keep men populated. I'm sure many women would agree, although we can't live with you, we surely can't live without you.

Even without women, I'm sure men would make sure to not simply burn out. Men will go out with a bang (as David said, try not to go down alone), or men will not go down at all.

Period.

^ I hate periods :)

Awww man, so far away. I've always wanted to be the last man on earth, and now my chances are ruined!.. God damn!.. Lol

I doubt that will happen, because by then we would have figured out some scientific way to alter genes and save the 'male species'.

Besides, we'll destroy the earth way before that time. We'll run out of resources or some natural disaster will end all life.

"Jane, do you know what they say about people who argue alot?"
^ Yes, people who argue a lot become serial killers with a drive to murder all Davids. I think that is what I say, not so much what "they" say. Who is they, anyway?

"All clean and pink"
^ I already am clean. I am a germaphobe, do you know what that means? Trust me, I'm clean. Oh, and I'm more brown than pink...at least when I step out of my hermit hole, and bathe in the sun every once in a while.

"I believe in women going first"
^ A pity...nature and the world itself doesn't really give a crap what you believe. Men will terminate long before women, if either should go first.

Liz, for your interest, my dad's favorite color is hot pink :)

hahaha.
serial killers.
i friggin love it.
don't kill david though. ;[
i'll miss him.

& daviddd. the world will not be pink.
it will be yellow & gray.
& green & blue.
mine and my bby's favorite colors. :]]]]

& like.
if men die out.
then..
i guess i'll turn out to be a lessiii.
omg.
who shall be my girlfriend.
LIZ & CJ.
i chose YOU!
wait we'll be dead.
fine.
in the after world i choose cj & liz. :]]
wait SARAH TOOOo!
omg.
so hard.
i'll have to think about this questin.
WAIT. that wasn't one.
i made it up

k. i quit. ;/

oh.
& who's your science teacher?
she sounds full of it.
i'm having bby boys.
who're having bby boys.
who're having bby boys.
so. YUH.
full of it.
IF THEY DO.
me & cj will rule the world. :]

Um...was that elongated comment necessary? That just killed my head.

yeah the comments are not nesscary... off topic

wow women will rule the world......but still would there still b boys too? owells i guess lik millions of years from now we can live without boys....or men..