Religious Boyfriend - CLASSIC
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I Seem to be the Heartless
17 years agoA young man goes into a pharmacy and say to the pharmacist, "Hello, could you give me condom, I am going to my girlfriend for dinner and I think I may be in a chance!" The pharmacist gives him the condom and
as the young man is going out; he return and says "Give me another condom because my girlfriend's sister is very cute too, she always crosses her legs in a provocative manner when she sees me and I think I might strike it lucky there too. "The pharmacist gives him a second condom and as the boy is leaving he turns back and says "Go on, give one more condom because my girlfriend's mom is still pretty cute and when she sees me she always makes eyes and since she invited me for dinner, I think she is expecting me to make a move.
During dinner, the young man is sitting with his girlfriend on his left, the sister on his right and the mom facing him. When the dad gets there the boy lowers his head and start praying, "Dear Lord, bless this
dinner and thank you for all you give us." A minute later the boy is still praying; "Thank you Lord for your kindness." Ten minutes go by and the boy is still praying, keeping his head down. The others look at each
other surprised and his girlfriend is even more surprised than the others. She gets close to the boy and says in his ear, "I didn't know you were so religious."
The boy replies, "I didn't know your dad was a pharmacist!" -
XSugarSexSuicideX
17 years agoLMFAO!!! this is hilarious!
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Hey Brittknee
17 years agoHa i love this joke =]
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xPerfect Chaosx
17 years agoOMG!! Hahahahahaha!!! *falls out of chair laughing* oh.. that was hilarious!! Thanks for the laugh
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Silent Screams
17 years agoROFL!!!OMG love the twist at the end X)
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MaSkEdSoUl
17 years agoLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!! I read this before but it never gets old lol!
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xfAdInGxaWaYx
17 years agoLmao bugger eh?
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Startle Me
17 years agoHAH!
