9 Things I Hate About Everyone

9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!

5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid R23.00 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8 When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

Well...
1. It saves confusion if the other person doesn't hear you when you asked without pointing. Um...not so much luck with the crotch idea...could lead to confusion hehe...
2. Some people are not just gonna change 1 channel though...what if you want to adjust the volume? you'd have to get up...and you can't channel-surf and be comfortable at the same time if you have to stand in front of the TV to do it. What if you're tired and just want to sleep where you are? you'd have to get up and turn it off...ruining your sleepiness maybe hehe
3. It would just be the same as saying "oh you just want to have money and spend it too" in a sense like "dream on"...I think it's fair to say this in some situations. It's not all about the cake. If it's about the cake...what good is a cake you want to eat but you can't have it??
4. If they're right...why are you complaining then? =P Meah...they mean on the list of places...chances are it would be the least likely place you can think of...hence why you haven't found it yet.
5. There are other things to be done in the theatre *cough cough* it's dark...it's where you might go with a date...enough said...Hmm..you could've have dropped something and went looking for it and actually missed a good part...OR you looked down to make sure you reached a part of the nachos that isn't covered with cheese so as not to get it on your fingers which would make you look away from the screen more because you'd have to look for a napkin or an empty seat to wipe it off of your hand...
6. Hmm...agreeable...though when you put in any sort of application you're basically asking "can I apply for such-and-such" when you've already put in the application...I suppose it just needs to be slightly rephrased as "can I ask you some questions?" Though this might not always get you good results...cause how many questions are there?!?! The initial question asks for permission...so most people just over look it and grant permission. Shoot us...we're too lazy to try to phrase it any other way...haha
7.What is a new-born then? New doesn't mean there isn't anything before it. You can't have the egg without the chick. It just means it's different. Improving something makes it different...newer than the old. In your sense of "new". the opposite wouldn't be "old"...it would just be "nothingness".
8. Self-centred thinking. Humans are creatures that are aware of time. We (some of us) are capable of seeing durations beyond our own life-times. Yes living life does take up the longest time in our lives...but we are aware of things that last longer...so in contrast, life-times can be shorter. There fore, it is not wrong to say life is short.
9. Hmm..I've never been asked that. Though logically speaking...since you're all about logics...unless it's a new system and it's the first bus on that platform...then yes...the bus has came and left haha. Also..I'm sure you've been ditched by a bus because you were just a few seconds late and had to watch it roll off. In that sense, the bus did come and you missed it...so they can be simply checking to see when was the last bus.

What goes around comes around...be nicer to people ;) even if people don't always make logical sense to you...

didn't spell check...let me know if there are any errors

Oh and I don't think it's correct to say everyone...I'm not sure we all do those things.

Whoaaaa..... man... he's got every answer for each of your questions.. that was hilarious!!

8 When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

Grow your nails. True story. So there. I proved you wrong.

I can name one easy thing that's longer than life. It's called DEATH.