"Don't tempt a woman "

A woman goes to Mozambique to attend a 2-week, company training
session.

Her husband drives her to the airport and wishes her to have a good
trip.

She answers: "Thank you honey, what would you like me to bring for
you?"

The husband laughs and says: "A Mozambican girl!!!"

The woman keeps quiet and leaves.

Two weeks later he picked her up at the airport and asked: "So, honey,
how was the trip?"

"Very good, thank you." "And, what happened to my gift?"

"What gift?" She asked.

"The one I asked for - the Mozambican girl, do you remember?"

"Oh, that" she said.

"Well, I did what I could, now we have to wait for nine months to see
if it is a girl!!!"

The husband fainted*

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Moral of the story: "Don't tempt a woman "