Bongani - classic

TEACHER: Why are you late?

BONGANI: Because of the sign.

TEACHER: What sign?

BONGANI: The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."

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TEACHER: Bongani, why are you doing your math sums on the floor?

BONGANI: You told me to do it without using tables!

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TEACHER: What is the chemical formula for water?

BONGANI: "HIJKLMNO"!!

TEACHER: What are you talking about?

BONGANI: Yesterday you said it's H to O!

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TEACHER: Bongani, go to the map and find North America .

BONGANI: Here it is!

TEACHER: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America ?

CLASS: BONGANI!

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TEACHER: How can you prevent diseases caused by biting insects?

BONGANI: Don't bite any.

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TEACHER: Bongani, give me a sentence starting with "I".

BONGANI: I is...

TEACHER: No, Bongani. Always say, "I am."

BONGANI: All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."

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TEACHER: "Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"

BONGANI: "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day,
same time."

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TEACHER: "George Washington not only chopped down his father's
Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father
didn't punish him?"

BONGANI: "Because George still had the axe in his hand?"

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TEACHER: What a pair of strange socks you are wearing, one is
green and one is blue with red spots!

BONGANI: Yes it's really strange. I've got another pair just like
that at home.

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TEACHER: Bongani, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the
same as your brother's Did you copy his?

BONGANI: No, teacher, it's the same dog!

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TEACHER: What do you call a person who keeps on talking when
people are no longer interested?

BONGANI: A teacher