Jokes 'n riddles

So here's how it works. In your post, you must answer the joke/riddle of the previous person and write a new one. This is probably confusing, so here's an example:

Post 1

Q-Why was six afraid of seven
______
Post 2

A-Because 7 8 9 (seven ate nine)

Q-Why did the chicken cross the road
_____
Does this make sense... I dunno. Try it, you might enjoy it :D.

I don`t know any good jokes, so someone else start it off, okay.

Ok...Starting off:

Sorry if this one is a hard one, but....

Q-What is the smallest number that has all the letters A, E, I, O, U, and Y, used only once? (Hint: It's less than 10k.)

Wow. That's hard :S I have no clue! What's the answer?

Good Lord.

Is it 6??

if it is 5pm in one side of the world and 10pm in the other but in the other it is wednesday and in the first one it is friday wat counrties are we in

6 only has i in it...

six. and it has to have all of them... I am having issues with this one and its driving me insane!!!

Maybe six does have something to do with it.

sixteenhundredsixtysix
that only has e i u and y in it.
we still need a and o.
argh...
when getting get's tough,
GOOGLE :)

OOOH.
six did have something to do with it...and number above was too big anyhow.

http://braingle.com/brainteasers/teaser.php?id=26010;op=2;comm=1

What is the smallest number that, when written out, uses all the vowels, A, E, I, O, U and even Y one and one time only each in its spelling?
Answer
6020

sIx thOUsAnd twEntY

and, now we havta answer taht other riddle...that person 3 above me wrote

if it is 5pm in one side of the world and 10pm in the other but in the other it is wednesday and in the first one it is friday wat counrties are we in

:)

Good job with the answer!
Ah! I'm so bad at this! Well, it depends, doesn't it? The answer can change, depending on where it is 5 pm. That's probably wrong. Does anyone else have another idea?

Do you guys give up it is a bit hard

ima tell you anyway we arnt in any country the world only takes 1 day to rotate we cant have two countries more than a day apart

Then what was the purpose of that joke????

brittany (MD)

Heehee... good one!

if there is a grandfather, a son, and a grandson, and two apples, how can they be evenly divided between all three?

A grandfather is already a son and a grandson so its one person?

They are both sons hahaha, so that question needs some revision. However, yes, ^ got it right. There are only two people. If there are three, my answer is..grandaddy kicks the bucket just before reaching one of the apples. Fair is fair.

The grandfather has a son, who has a son. so the grandson is the son and the grandson.

GASP!!!

i entered the riddle wrong...

theres a grandfather, two sons, and a grandson... how do you split three apples between the four of them?

I dnot' think u can split 3 apples 'between' 4 of them
but u can divide it 'among' 4 of them
but i dont' know the answer yet
haha

Stop tryin to be smart^^

ok so the grand father has a son who has a son who is the grandson then there is 3 of them :)

Im so bad at riddles and stuff..

Same here^ thats why I never try most of them.

I think its
u cut each apple into 4 pieces
and give each person 3 pieces?

i think i got confused now~~

Cud u say the answer now?

Give each person one apple.

a grandpa, two sons, and a grandson.

a father, a grandfather, and a son (who also happens to be a grandson.)

or a grandfather, a father (who is the grandfathers son) and a son.

4 different names for 3 people!

tears i cry was right!!!!

Wow I would have never thought of that....:O

Lol... i didnt either until my friend explained it to me...

Were they on a ladder

okay well i am stuck

Move on up? could it be...like a promotion?

3 guys are stuck on a deserted island. A grandfather, a father, and a son. There is one boat but it can only hold 100 pounds. The Grandfather weighs 50, the father weighs 100, and the son weighs 10. How do you get all 3 off the island in the least amount of trips.

K this is tough

Two pigs are in a bath tub the one pig says to the other hand me the soap, the 2nd pig says wat do i look like a typewriter?

Do u get the answer i don't so i need some help..lol

Everyone's giving riddles/jokes instead of answers now ..

3 guys are stuck on a deserted island. A grandfather, a father, and a son. There is one boat but it can only hold 100 pounds. The Grandfather weighs 50, the father weighs 100, and the son weighs 10. How do you get all 3 off the island in the least amount of trips.

grandpa & son --- >
<---- son
father ------->
<--- grandpa
grandpa & son --- >

ehh .. im not shure if its the LEAST amount .. but ehh .

I know how to split 3 apples for 4 people

cut all 3 apples into 4 equal peices and give each person 3 slices

^ wow. that is all i have to say.

Haha..lol