Best Drinking Stories!!!!

N/A.

N/A.

Then my sincere apology.

Am sorry ..what's...N/A

I got hammered and danced with my mom to heart of glass by blondie..i drank 5 days straight that weekend....damn!

Nope too young...:(.

HAHA I got very drunk with a friend once and he had me climbing over the canal and pushed me about on high hills in a trolley.

Erm...I don't really have any best drinking stories. They're all mostly really bad ones...

Ok last 4th of july me and all my friends got trashed and it was one of em's first time drinking so he kicked my best friend in the head nocked her out and told her to tell my cousin she was a "godess" ran off slaped some chick and got choked for slapping the chick came back crying and then we all thought we were faries and jumped down the hill in my back yard! ya it was alot of fun

I have a horrible one...

So my love infatuation at the time (one of my close friends now) and I got together a bonfire on Ocean Beach in SF. My friend and I bought this huge cheap thing of vodka...basically...drank a little too much but mixed with weed, adderall, and prozac...it was just not good. It was also VERY stupid. I got soooo sick and while we waited for the bus I basically passed out and threw up a bunch of times...I felt so bad for my friends because they waited for like three buses...and believe me, buses do not come quickly at that time of night. Also, I blacked out because apparently some homeless man gave me a stuffed animal named Oscar to rest my head on...I was really unaware. Terrible night...but we all have to have the horrid freshman drinking sick story. I'm pretty sure I either had alcohol poisoning or was very very sick.

Well not about me but one fo my friends(alicia).....
i was at -her- party and every one was drinking except me and one other girl.....well alicia had invited this older guy (were 16 hes like 36) and she really liekd him well she was dressed in a relly short skirt and was almost drunk off her ass....well she was trying to be all sexy and went to sit on a bar stool.....and feel off backward spilling beer all over her -parents- stuff (they had no clue this was going on...they were outta town and to make it worse -right- infront of the guy she liked! lol another one from that night....there was this guy there(devon) no one relly talked to...henwas jsut there for the beer....any way he kept saying he wasn't wasted...and i kept taking his drink (i was making sure that ppl weren't drinking too much or doing any thing too stupid) any wayas i was leaving he was going down stairs to the basment and i was comming up he almost fell so i took his beer and was trying to take it from him...but he FLIPPED OUT! he was yelling "im not eff n drunk! leav me alone!" i was like fine see ya later...the i guess after i left he fell down the starirs cause he was so drunk...LOL serves him right!
Bianca

Me n my dad were quite tipsy on new years and decided it would be a really good idea to have a drinking competition, and then had a drunken argument over who would have the worst hangover. then after midnight we were going down the road to another party and decided it'd be a really good idea to start howling at the moon (god knows why!) my mum (who was less drunk than us) thought it was really stupid so started coming over to yell at us and then fell over her own feet, she was not amused, and neither was the guy whos house we were outside- me n my mate found it hilarious though.

Oh and i won the hangover thing- my dad couldnt actually get outa bed the next day :)

Hahahah wow. i have wayy too many stories.
but the dumbest thing i ever did was i started taking shots of vodka and eating jello shots know ih had to go home in an hour. then when i went home trashed. thinking i could pull it off as being tired. i almost did. but.....my mom came in my room and gave me a hug then asked me not to drown my depression in alcohol. i denied it and she told me i reaked. she almost called the cops to have them give me a breathalizer test. haha thats when i gave in. but the thing about it. is i prolly could have pulled it off but idk if anyone knows this but when ur drinking ur not supposed to use any gum or anything thats minty. cuz it brings the smell out worse. well before i went home i was a dumbass and used mouthwash and then put in a piece of gum. haha. my bad.

I fell asleep on the toilet and when I woke up my feet had gone to sleep, I stood up and my foot gave way... I fell almost landing in the bath and broke my foot *doh

Er went out with friends, got wasted and woke up in someone else's bed. No one was home so I had to walk home. 2 hours later I found out that I had marker all over my back and legs. My friends wanted me blue so they colored my whole back with blue sharpie. They called me smerf(sp) for a week.