Hilarious Joke--Read It!

  • Tricky Daze
    17 years ago

    An 85-year-old man went to his doctor's office to get a sperm count.

    The doctor gave the man a jar and said, "Take this jar home and bring back a semen sample tomorrow."

    The next day the 85-year-old man reappeared at the doctor's office and gave him the jar, which was as clean and empty as on the previous day.

    The doctor asked what happened and the man explained: "Well, doc, it's like this - First I tried with my right hand, but nothing.

    Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand, then her left, still nothing.

    She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, and still nothing.

    We even called up Arleen, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit and she even tried squeezin' it between her knees, but still nothing."

    The doctor was shocked! "You asked your neighbor?"

    The old man replied, "Yep. And no matter what we tried, we still couldn't get the top of the jar off."
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    Now tell me what you think about that joke *smiles*

  • Kurt
    17 years ago

    Haha, tricky.

  • xPerfect Chaosx
    17 years ago

    Omg.. that is so bad... *falls out of chair laughing* Thanks for the laugh, I needed that!!!

    .:Danielle:.

  • Megann Lee
    17 years ago

    Rofl. Wow. I thought it was something bad till I got to the very end.

  • TheWorldFellNUWerentThere
    17 years ago

    Omg that is hilarious!

  • Stephanie
    17 years ago

    Lmao. Loved it!=]

  • Allison
    17 years ago

    Lmao....that was so funny. Hilarious twist at the end. XD

  • I Seem to be the Heartless
    17 years ago

    HA HA.... that's funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • RainbowSlider
    17 years ago

    Oh, my that was funny. LOL

  • x Mo x
    17 years ago

    Why do I never find these jokes funny? No offense to anyone, but I didn't find it funny.