Three Wishes Joke

A woman was out golfing one day when she hit the ball into the woods. She went into the woods to look for it and found a frog in a trap. The frog said to her, "If you release me from this trap, I will grant you three wishes."

The woman freed the frog and the frog said, "Thank you, but I failed to mention that there was a condition to your wishes - that whatever you wish for, your husband will get ten times more or better!"

The woman said, "That would be okay," and for her first wish, she wanted to be the most beautiful woman in the world. The frog warned her, "You do realize that this wish will also make your husband the most handsome man in the world, an Adonis, that women will flock to."

The woman replied, "That will be okay because I will be the most beautiful woman and he will only have eyes for me." So, KAZAM - she's the most beautiful woman in the world!

For her second wish, she wanted to be the richest woman in the world. The frog said, "That will make your husband the richest man in the world and he will be ten times richer than you."

The woman said, "That will be okay because what is mine is his and what is his is mine." So, KAZAM - she's the richest woman in the world!

The frog then inquired about her third wish, and she answered, "I'd like a mild heart attack."

Moral of the story: Women can be clever bit@!e$

Lol that was a good one

Haha, just proves how clever we are ;)

Hahaha.
ahh. i love that. x]

XD
I think that I've read something like this before, but it still made me laugh.

LOL,, Nice joke!! Thanks for the laugh xx Roxy

I found it very amusing as well so I thought I'd share!

Lol. That is pretty funny. Woman are very smart..that you can not denie

Last part a bit mean.

The last part was the part that was supposed to be funny..... o.o

Lol

Hahaha!!! i love this!

Haha.
that joke is funny, though isaw it somewhere before and it said it could either be 10 times worse...or 10 times milder :O

lmaaaaaaao!!!