Reasons to worry

K so this is from a book written in 1981 so its kinda old and its long but its somewhat amusing if you realize that maybe you've worried this stuff before

-Worry that if you neck too much you'll get mono.
-Worry that if you masturbate you'll get pimples
-Worry that if you masturbate you'll get brain damage
-Worry that if you masturbate you'll go blind
-Worry that while making out you ought to be talking too, saying encouraging things like "Oh baby!"
-Worry that in a long kiss you'll have to breathe through your nose and your nose will be stuffy
-Worry that your breath smells
-Worry that you have B.O.
-Worry that everyone is in on the joke but you
-Worry that theres a right way to dress and you dont know it
-Worry that theres a right way to neck and you dont know it
-Worry that theres a right way to f*** and you dont know it.
-Worry that your date will be able to tell that you dont know
-Worry taht your nose is too fat.
-Worry that your nose is too long
-Worry that your neck is too fat
-Worry that your lips are too fat.
-Worry that your A$$ is too fat
-Worry that your ears stick out
-Worry that your eyebrows are too close together.
-Worry that you won't like the food at other people's houses
-Worry that when you go to the bathroom people will hear.
-Worry that someone will walk in
-Worry that everyone hates you
-Worry that everyone thinks your stupid
-Worry that you have ugly toes.

If you are a girl...
-Worry that your breasts are too round
-Worry that your breasts are too pointed
-Worry that your nipples are the wrong color
-Worry that your breasts point in different directions.

If you are a boy...
-Worry that you'll get breasts.
-Worry that you'll never grow a mustache
------If you're a girl worry that you have a mustache

Idk, I found it in a book and found it amusing because i know people who actually worry about that stuff.

Yea...interesting lol