Your Inner Child

Okay so I am going to venture into throwing my own contest. I love writing funny poems for the kids. So that is your mission, write a funny poem meant for kids. Here is an example:

I wish I had a purple cow,
Who said quack instead of moo,
I wish I had a bright pink camel,
Who spit chocolate instead of goo,
I wish I had a bright green hippo,
Who'd swim with me in the pool,
I wish I had a baby blue croc,
Cause that would just be cool,
I wish I had my very own zoo,
Of animals you've never seen,
So when you saw my house,
You'd think it was a dream....

Have fun and be creative :)

~Rules~

*Must be new(as in not written for another contest, but actually written for this one)
*Obviously no profanity
*Atleast 8 lines
*HAVE FUN
*Contest will end on May 9th
Prizes:

1st-6 r/c~add to faves
2nd-4 r/c
3rd-2 r/c

Everyone will get a comment on the poem they enter and if you impress me enough, I may just do a few more.

Reserve please

No need to reserve Gem, it is open until the 9th

Xx Orange xX

What word rhymes with Orange?
It's starting to puzzle me
With all the words we use each day
To find one should be easy

It's like trying to rhyme 'purple'
Nothing's ever really right
It's like 'silver' or even 'month'
Finding a match is such a fight!

There has to be a word out there
Start to run through the alphabet
'Lorenge?' 'Torenge?' Those aren't even words
Why's this rhyme so hard to get

I can't find a single match
I've now wasted so much time
This is getting so impossible
I can't find anything that rhymes!

So what word rhymes with Orange?
This quest is getting really tough
I can't find a single word...
Syringe! That's close enough!

*Gem*

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