My messed up family II

- Name : Jordan
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Jordan
17 years ago

Ahh, Sarah.

Just do what I do!

-pukes in his own shoes-

Yeah.....that.

So listen....little niece....y-you wanna buy a cat? How about Mr. Squishy? He's a good one!

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- Name : WordsHurt
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WordsHurt
17 years ago

*hiccup*Yoo *hiccups* Mu *hiccups* mmy
how *hiccups* are *hiccups* chu?

Get me some crack , someone!!

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- Name : Infected with His Deadly Love
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Infected with His Deadly Love
17 years ago

Ew, I like my shoes clean lol.

I don't need a cat sorry.

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- Name : Stephanie Naylor
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Stephanie Naylor
17 years ago

Ewewewewewewe

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- Name : Jordan
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Jordan
17 years ago

*Gasp*

You'd refuse one of my cats?

Boy....I'm offended.

-Starts to sob uncontrollably-

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- Name : Jordan
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Jordan
17 years ago

How's the family been lately?

As medicated as always, I'm sure.

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- Name : Jordan
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Jordan
17 years ago

Wow....they've all finally died of alcohol poisoning and overuseage of methamphetimenes....

I'm all alone......

No, wait. I still have you, Mittens II!

-meow-

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- Name : Hey Brittknee
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Hey Brittknee
17 years ago

I'm back, mommy went on vacation to get some drugs la la la so high

Whats up family?

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- Name : Jordan
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Jordan
17 years ago

Haha, you're alive!

I'm good, how're you?

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- Name : Hey Brittknee
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Hey Brittknee
17 years ago

Ha yep just barely alive, moms a little *passes out*

MD

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- Name : christina marie
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christina marie
17 years ago

Ahhhh. I'm just relaxing.
I ran out of speed.
Honey, go buy me some. GOD.

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- Name : Jordan
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Jordan
17 years ago

I have some left over if you want it.

My cats are too strung out to take it, and I'm on the verge of a heart attack. It's best if you take it. Hahahahahahaha.

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- Name : Hey Brittknee
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Hey Brittknee
17 years ago

*buys some speed for my hubby* there ya go babe

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- Name : Hey Brittknee
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Hey Brittknee
17 years ago

Umm sure just watch out for uncle jordan..he might try to take you..

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- Name : Tricky Daze
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Tricky Daze
17 years ago

Dude..oh *looks at the list* *gets shocked*
I want to join too..But i dunno what to name myself
Elly do u have any idea for it? *smiles*

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- Name : Hey Brittknee
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Hey Brittknee
17 years ago

Jordan your the godmother of my children =]

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- Name : Tricky Daze
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Tricky Daze
17 years ago

Ely,me? *frowns*

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- Name : Hey Brittknee
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Hey Brittknee
17 years ago

Ummm i unnos i'll have to think bout it

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- Name : christina marie
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christina marie
17 years ago

Ohbabybabybaby.
Birittbaby.
I'mheretodelieveryourmail.
Shhh.
Don'ttellthatotherguy.
;] ;] ;]

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- Name : Hey Brittknee
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Hey Brittknee
17 years ago

Lmao
ohyesstinadelieverthatmail
giveittomebaby
moreohmore

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- Name : christina marie
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christina marie
17 years ago

UHHHHHHHHH.

Ohyeah.
KidsLEAVE!

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Name : Jordan
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Jordan
17 years ago

!!!!!!!!!

Godmother and Uncle have the same name!!

-Hugs Jordan-

Hmm...wait a second.....peeks around corner
OH GOD!

THE MAIL'S BEING DELIVERED AGAIN!

-runs away, throwing cats at everyone that's around-

- Name : christina marie
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christina marie
17 years ago

=puts on hat=

Good day, ma'am.
HAHAHAH.

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- Name : WordsHurt
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WordsHurt
17 years ago

Hey hey family ^^
how are you all?

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- Name : Hey Brittknee
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Hey Brittknee
17 years ago

Ha

I love you guys =]

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- Name : Jordan
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Jordan
17 years ago

NO KITTTTTYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!

Don't jump off of the cliff!

Kiiiiiiiittttttttttttttyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!

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- Name : christina marie
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christina marie
17 years ago

Ahh. Chill, bro.
Be mellowww.
Like meeee.

Yeaaahhhh.

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- Name : Tricky Daze
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Tricky Daze
17 years ago

I'm still out ely?
*frowns*

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- Name : Jordan
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Jordan
17 years ago

Hmmm....maybeeeee I'll put down the bottle and turn to methamphetamines.

Drug me up, someone.

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- Name : Tricky Daze
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Tricky Daze
17 years ago

Jordan 'he' not she and he is fed up with it as i know
*grins*
*hugs jordan*

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- Name : Marc Ortiz
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Marc Ortiz
17 years ago

Woot XD

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Name : Jordan
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Jordan
17 years ago

Baaahahaha.

Maybe I should cut my hair. Thank you, Laura for acknowledging that.

If you were hugging me, then I hug you back!

:)

I also give you a cat!

ELY!! Hurry and make Laura a title and a place in our family!

- Name : Tricky Daze
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Tricky Daze
17 years ago

*grins* Hehe jordan thanks for that and i love hugs really

*hugs*

And i love cats so much,like a part of me

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- Name : Jordan
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Jordan
17 years ago

Heeheehaaa, cats are the best!

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- Name : christina marie
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christina marie
17 years ago

=rolls eyes=
Loons.

Where the fck is my speed.
JEEZ.

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- Name : Jordan
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Jordan
17 years ago

Right here!!

JEEZ, yourself, Stina. JEEZ!

Bahahahahaha.............I'm sorry, I'm a little drunk.

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- Name : christina marie
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christina marie
17 years ago

Ohhhh.
Don'tgetsmartwithme.
I'llkickyerbum.
Bahahaha.
Jeezjeezjeezjeez.

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- Name : Jordan
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Jordan
17 years ago

Bahahaha.

Girls can't beat up boys!

LOL, jk. You probably could.....you probably could.

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- Name : Tricky Daze
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Tricky Daze
17 years ago

Uh..Jordan
Ely doesn't seem to get me home..*frowns*
*sees the #2 dad*
Err..maybe I don't want to
Bubye hunnie *waves Jordan*
*runs away*

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- Name : Jordan
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Jordan
17 years ago

No!

You can't leave, Laura!

Stina's a good Dad, you'll see!

And look! Mittens II is coming to say hello! Say hello, Mittens II...

-meow-

See?

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