10 Reasons Why?

10 Reasons Why Gay Marriage is Wrong

01) Being gay is not natural. Real Americans always reject unnatural things like eyeglasses, polyester, and air conditioning.

02) Gay marriage will encourage people to be gay, in the same way that hanging around tall people will make you tall.

03) Legalizing gay marriage will open the door to all kinds of crazy behavior. People may even wish to marry their pets because a dog has legal standing and can sign a marriage contract.

04) Straight marriage has been around a long time and hasn't changed at all; women are still property, blacks still can't marry whites, and divorce is still illegal.

05) Straight marriage will be less meaningful if gay marriage were allowed; the sanctity of Britany Spears' 55-hour just-for-fun marriage would be destroyed.

06) Straight marriages are valid because they produce children. Gay couples, infertile couples, and old people shouldn't be allowed to marry because our orphanages aren't full yet, and the world needs more children.

07) Obviously gay parents will raise gay children, since straight parents only raise straight children.

08) Gay marriage is not supported by religion. In a theocracy like ours, the values of one religion are imposed on the entire country. That's why we have only one religion in America.

09) Children can never succeed without a male and a female role model at home. That's why we as a society expressly forbid single parents to raise children.

10) Gay marriage will change the foundation of society; we could never adapt to new social norms. Just like we haven't adapted to cars, the service-sector economy, or longer life spans.

One may have noticed reverse psychology at work...Lol...

I know...I was about to get really irritated, but then I read it...haha a lot of valid points in this.

Damn...When you make a joke...There is always that one...To ruin that fun mood...

Storm: I am just highlighting the reasons why many people feel they dislike gay marriage...Well I highlighted 10, and poked fun at it...Lol.

Anyways, I made this post thread to counter what certain people said, and also wanted to allievate this "argumentative" chokehold we seem to be having in this discussion board...

"People can be an athiest, which gives them the right to be gay."

I will just laugh hahahaha

Lol...I guess Sarcasm cannot be sensed when you type it...

Lol whether you are typing it or speaking it, the reader or the listener only hear or see what they want to see.

Guilty as charged...Lol...Or am I being sarcastic...Hmm?

Wow ..

thats amazing..

so bullitening this on myspace..

Sarcasm definitely prominent here.
hypocritical americans ...

Oh wreally well now I am sad...

How about you grow a humor plant....K

It was rather amusing. made me smile. it makes the situation seem less complicated than it is though. there are no winners in an argument about this stuff and it only creates tension so i just stay out of it (in general).

Haha oh dear. i laughed when i finished reading it

Hahaha i love this. I think you hit basically, if not every, argument as to why people should reject homosexuality. I'm printing this out to show to my homophobic boyfriend if you don't mind

Lol its not a fact :P

I read this in an email a few years back. Good idea to post for those intelligent enough to appreciate the sarcasm.