Moose
17 years ago
And began to talk |
xPerfect Chaosx
17 years ago
About the sewer rat and the frog should get married |
Moose
17 years ago
Until the sewer rat crossed a highway and was ran over by a semi |
Moose
17 years ago
And then moved on to a singles frog bar on another lilly pad |
Moose
17 years ago
Who then committed suicide on the spot... |
Moose
17 years ago
Until he noticed a frog across the pad wearing too much lipstick |
Moose
17 years ago
Possibly because she was a frog prostitute and had HIV |
Moose
17 years ago
Take a deep breath |
Moose
17 years ago
Who was smoking through a hole in her neck |
Moose
17 years ago
Then lit up a cigar to seem more approachable |
Moose
17 years ago
And asked if she had a quarter |
Moose
17 years ago
And then asked for her phone number so smoothly that |
Moose
17 years ago
Her phone number on a peice of paper onto the table |
i love you
17 years ago
And ran across the street |
Choose xX Alex Xx Life
17 years ago
Suck my big toe. |
i love you
17 years ago
He said..."oh i think i like this" |
Espoirfailed
17 years ago
"hmmm i like feet" |
Jordan
17 years ago
Just then, a HUGE foot fell from the sky! |
Stephanie Naylor
17 years ago
Because he didnt hide it to well |
xXLost in the Nightmare of LifeXx
17 years ago
Then the frog escaped the police and... |
Alvin Laberinto eNigmaa
17 years ago
Soon enough the police had caught up to the frog |
Alvin Laberinto eNigmaa
17 years ago
The frog, howver, escaped because the bars of the jail were too large and so he could fit. |
The Sky is Falling
17 years ago
But got his tongue stuck to a wall |
xPerfect Chaosx
17 years ago
And he pulled and he pulled but no matter what he did he couldn't |
omgitsmina
17 years ago
Get his tongue off the wall, so he cut it off |