Miss Fortune's Cookies

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Mine: Honesty is the best policy, but insanity is a better defense.

So appropriate... :)

Mine said this lol

You are only young once, but you can stay immature indefinitely.

cool i think hehe

Mine said:
Your One True Love will knock on your door in precisely 2 months, 8 days, and 14 hours; unfortunately, you will be out.
Haha. I can imagine that happening

Im the bad cookie ? what lol

Oooo here we go........
You have a blossoming future in taxidermy

lol yup soooo.....

Lmfao hahahaha

Today is the tomorrow you worried about yesterday.

''Confucius say, it is time to lift a stone only to drop on your own feet.''

'On Thurday the 25th, you will attract a maniacal groupie'

Well that doesn't work for this month because the 25th is on a Friday.

You snap your cookie open, extract your fortune, and read:

You will stop at nothing to reach your objective, but only because your brakes are defective.

It is time to ask yourself, how can someone so deceitful stir coffee with me?

wtf???

^ thats a good one!

i got.
All things are possible, except for skiing through a revolving door.

damn. thats so true!

^^ Lmaoo that one made me laugh!

The skeletons in your closet are rattling.

*shifty eyes* hahahaha. ^_^

O.O
There coming for you!!! lol

I did it again:
Expect the Spanish Inquisition.

Big word...lol

Celebrate National Existential Ennui Awareness Day.

What tha hell does that mean..lol

Cool