Behold, the Quilt of Doom!

Hello!
I'm the pillow. The security pillow.
Or maybe I'm the security. The pillow security.
Neh. Doesn't matter.

So, um.
Yeah.
Hi.

Hi.
I have a photoshop.
Photoshop is nice.
It tastes like beverage.
My photoshop tastes like beverage.
Well, maybe cheese...
But! It is still good. =/

By the way; I'll never look at pancakes the same.

Why wouldnt you look at pancakes the same??? have your pancakes never tried to eat you before???
hmmm, maybe its just me?? =/

Pancakes contain about 0.03% iron, which is vital for haemoglobin to be able to transport oxygen in the blood. Moreover, I rarely sweat, but when I do, it is usally compensated for by the amount of sweat on my a$$. Furthermore, I hate sticky boxers. Finally, discourse markers are the coolest thing after the three S's - sleep, sex, and slinkiness.

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Change the boxers often to avoid stickage. yes?
Hi.
I don't like peanuts or mushrooms. They're poison. Watch out.

BWAHAHAHA!
"Live by the pizza, die by the sword!"
What would it be like if penguines could whistle?

Changing my boxers too often would be a bad idea - I don't have that many though just a bit more to suffice, and I wear the rubbish ones when Helen will not see them that day in order to wear the good ones when she will.

Ummmmmm...... no response.

That is a response in itself. Silly billy.

No it isn't. But this is.

From the online Merriam-Webster dictionary:

Main Entry: re·sponse
Pronunciation: ri-'spän(t)s
Function: noun
Etymology: Middle English & Latin; Middle English respounce, from Anglo-French respuns, respounce, from Latin responsum reply, from neuter of responsus, past participle of respondEre

1 : an act of responding

2 : something constituting a reply or a reaction:...

Therefore it is a response, because you did something that constituted towards a reaction. So you are wrong.

OHH.
She's[[He's?]] got you there!

I feel like an observationalist[er? what?] at a tennis match.
But I didn't pay for a ticket!
Oops! ^_^

Nice to see you, too, abby.

>>>RAWR.<<<

Hehe.

Nuevo: I would counter that, by saying "no response"...It actually states that the supposed party has nothing to respond from your comment.

It is in a way an ironic retort...

But hey, dictionaries are soo much fun when used to prove a point...So much fun.

Not! Or is it?

To Security Pillow...

It's funny how your post thread is called "Behold, the Quilt of Doom, when your picture shows a rabid pancake and your name is "Security Pillow"...

What a contradiction...you are?!

To Noir...

What?! Contradiction!? Me?!
I think maybe so not yes!
So there.
::Sticks tongue out and dances.::

Heh. Evil pancakes. How ironic is that... Your food eating you... scary. Then again, maybe it's you eating you. Or you eating your food[which is you.]...
That was totally based off the saying, "You are what you eat."
And if you think about it, it's true. Sorta. Like if you eat blood, you get blood in your body.... Which does eventually make it into your blood stream as sustanence[[not as actual blood...I hope...]]...

How very flattering the german language is!
Gesundheit!
Oh! I feel pretty.

Im football pitch. Pitch is football, football is pitch lol he he im laughing out loud.

I don't know about anyone else, but generally I have o chase my pancakes around with a hammer and whack 'em before I can eeat them.

Theose crazy fried pastries.