You Might Be A Redneck If...

Come on!

...the little heart on your arm with your "true love"s name written in it has been crossed out and redone 7 times!

'fraid I can't participate in this one.

You've never heard Jeff Foxworthy?

No, I just don't like him. Sorry.

If you go to a family reunion and see 13 ex-wives.

^ LOL!!! That is so true!!!

If your meat has wheel tracks through it

Aight dat duzzet. Im uffended. Why yall wanna be talking such about my kin. Aint everbody uppity city folks like yall. We's gotta git are butter somehow. Jes cuz urins house aint on wheels and ya too skeered to eat sum free vittles that kin be washed off and the grill marks cover the tire tracks left by uncle bubba bocephus. He jes gits a lil happy when he see dat dere possum crossin da road. He got em a new set a tars in a will by unkle badeye ( da reason day call em badeye is cuz he's onlyest got one eye.)

You might be a redneck if you understood that^
>< haha!

BAHAHAHAHAHA, Dixie, that was an incredible speech.

My boyfriend asked this yesterday, "Why do hot girls fall for redneck boys?"

** Bows**
Why thank ya! Ya know we down here in Jawja can speak like that and understand it.

As for "Why do hot girls fall for redneck boys?"
Well define redneck? Some people actually think of it as a racist term, yet others define it as dumb/poor southerners. Actually the term redneck is formed from the farmers who work the fields all day and have a farmers tan. Sunburned around the neck and arms where the t-shirt ends. As for why hot girls fall for redneck boys, I would guesstimate that most southern guys have been raised with southern charm. Which is fading very fast. I am not saying that people from the north are not charming.
I think it's just that most bigger cities, which are mostly up north are busier, they don't enjoy the more simple things in life. But, I live in a city where there is such a racially diverse population. Most of Georgia is not like this though. Anyways, maybe that answered your question....?

You have to jack up your house to find the dog.

lmao

.:Danielle:.

Or if you have a test on intelligent design in highschool biology - if you even go to highschool.

Lol Well my bf calls himself a rednack but pretty much because he's been raised in the south his whole life and he's a very outdoorsie guy.

You might be a redneck if you go to your family reunion to pick up chicks.

No offence intended. :)

You might be a redneck if you own 15 cars

and none of them work

You might be a redneck if you own 15 cars

and none of them work

Well thats not really your fault thats kind of theres.

You might be a redneck if your familey tree doesn't fork.

You might be a redneck if your febreeze is "scent of manure."

You might be a redneck if .. you and your dog use the same toothbrush

^^^^eww...lol

You might be a red neck if... you live in a town where the veterinarian, surgeon, plummer, mayor, and on duty police officer is one person and they call him Jim bob

You might be a redneck if you are jim bob.

*does mating call of a wild boar*
does that make you think sexy thoughts? ;] ;] ;]
hahaha

Lol

you might be a redneck if u work with your shirt off and so does your husband.

You might be a redneck if u think trailer trash is the garbage you take out on tuesdays.

You might be a redneck if your cousin is your mom.
lol.
AND your sleeping with your cousin O_O

You might be a rednack if you use an empty beer can as a flower vase. (I did that once at camp)!

Noramal story starting... once upon a time

redneck.. yall aint gunna believe this sh**!!

Your probably a redneck if your dad walks you to school because your in the same grade!