Blonde moments

Ok i want a post on 'blonde' moments (this is in NO way being offence to blondes!!!)

neways i shall start

just one example, the other day at work i saw a picture on my work colleagues ciggarete container and i said 2 my brother "hey he has jesus on his container"
my brother looked at me and raised his eyebrows
"thats john lennon you idiot" he replied
lmao talk about embarrising!!!!!!

My sister has had her moments... One night at the dinner table, we were eating when all of a sudden she looks down at her chair and goes "Mom, my chair is dented." Completely serious... the chairs have natural grooves so you can sit comfortably and we've had them for 2 years now... We all burst out laughing and she still didn't get it... I had to explain it to her... Can you say DUH! haha but I've had my share of moments as well...

My blonde moment was when I WOKE UP today...
I HATE it when I do that...

I moved around my bedroom the other day and my bed used to be against the left wall, now its against the right, i went to get out of bed yesterday and slammed into the wall!

i also was making my dad a cup of tea this morning and i put the tea bag pot in the fridge and the milk in the cupboard!!

im not actually blonde, but i have WAY too many blonde moments!!

Emma
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My blonde moment? I tried to put my grandmas dog in my rabbits cage, lol, ok I was out by my rabbits walking their dog, and I got one of my rabbits out, and a couple minutes later I started trying to shove the dog in the cage, lmao it was hilarious, I couldn't figure out why it wouldn't fit, HAHA and I'm not blonde, I have my "red" moments, ....A LOT hehe

I dye my hair alot, so I get this question alot..but usually they're serious.
This time I had said something stupid.
"Kristina, is your natural hair color blonde?"
"Noo, I look terrible blonde, why?"

We were in my friends basement, and she said 2 of my rabbits are down here (in cages) and I was like where? She's like their watching you and then I look up at the ceiling and I was like, WHERE! and the cage was sitting right next to my foot!

Well this isn't my own moment it is my friends anyway it was still funny especially since she is blonde too.

She came running up to us one day all excited and was like "Guys I just ran into a wall!" and we were all like "And you're proud of that?!" and she looked a little confused.

I was trying to push open a pull door. ><
No matter how many times I dye my hair the blone will always be there :D

Roflao

I've ran into a couple of glass doors during my time.

Do I ever learn not to play tag in the house? No.

Running into a glass door is fun. Or the screen ones. Where the little x's are so small you can't see them. I don't know how many I've ripped open ><

Blonde moments are a part of my day and a HUGE part of me. I wouldn't be me without them.

^ Lol Sky.

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I feel v embrassed that im not havin a nice story to share with u all!

I got frustrated with a cart full of wood and dumbed the cart..... the cart and wood fell on my foot...

Lmao I know Forever Anonymous I can be very blonde sometimes o.o; I'm sure I will have another story tomorrow xD

Wow. I have had too many to say them all.
Lmao.

So.. I locked my keys in my car this morning ;-;

Yesterday i fell over 3 times!!!! twice was just from stupidity lmao

When i forgot how to spell where. lol yer i have baaad days lol, xxx alex xxx

Alisha can you explain it to me i dont get it