BORRRRRRRRRRREDDDDDDDDDDD.....#4
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omgitsmina
17 years agoLol.
Oh yeah, you're right!
Silly me. -
The DaveJon
17 years agoDon't worry, I wont hold it against you. You see I'm a very nice, sensitive and understanding guy.
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omgitsmina
17 years agoMy bullshit detector just went to level 45.
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The DaveJon
17 years agoThat as high as it goes...you should upgrade to the new version...goes all the way up to 126.8
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omgitsmina
17 years agoWow, that's a lot of shit.
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The DaveJon
17 years agoOr I could be telling the truth, but I'm masking it so the B.S. levels are skyrocketing...or I'm just bragging
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omgitsmina
17 years agoI like the third option. The third option is always best.
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The DaveJon
17 years agoSo if i propose a scenario and give you four options the third option will be the best?
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omgitsmina
17 years agoAlways.
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The DaveJon
17 years agoYou are stuck in a movie theater with someone sleeping on your arm. What do you do?
A. Smack them up the side of the head
B. Poor your slushie down their shirt
C. Shove Dots up their nose
D. Steal their wallet/purse -
omgitsmina
17 years agoHmmmmm . . .
My first reaction would be D, but I have issues with the law . . . Soooo, I'm gonna go with C. -
The DaveJon
17 years agoBut that is a waste of good Dots
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omgitsmina
17 years agoI don't like Dots . . . they're icky.
>.< -
The DaveJon
17 years agoWell what do you like then?
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omgitsmina
17 years agoChocolate, duhh.
And pasta.
Yummy! -
The DaveJon
17 years agoYeah I know....chicks and chocolate
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omgitsmina
17 years agoYupyup.
Take meh chocolate, and prepare to face my wrath! -
The DaveJon
17 years ago*uses ninja skills to steal your chocolate and disappear*
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omgitsmina
17 years ago*uses black magick to summon an army of undead from the burning depths of hell*
Now you're gonna get it. -
The DaveJon
17 years ago*walks up slowly to your army of undead showing no fear and begins to shake hands with them*
Hey Bob! haven't seen you in ages....must say that those fire and mud facial treatments have done wonders -
omgitsmina
17 years ago>.<
*tackles you to the floor in frustration* -
The DaveJon
17 years ago*looks up at you*
getting a bit frisky are we now Mina? never knew you wanted me that badly -
omgitsmina
17 years agoI want my chocolate!
;_; -
The DaveJon
17 years agoWell i ate your chocolate....I was hungry
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omgitsmina
17 years agoYay!
*takes a big bite of chocolate*
^.^
My new best friend! -
The DaveJon
17 years agoIf you spend only a small fee of $15 dollars a year you can join the "I hate DaveJon" Club. And in a few weeks you'll receive your complimentary "I hate DaveJon" shirt, a "I HATE DaveJon" hat, and a button that says "DaveJon can kiss my _________ "
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The DaveJon
17 years agoAnd yes I am mean
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omgitsmina
17 years agoI'm not wasting my money on that, I'll just go buy more chocolate.
^.^ -
The Sky is Falling
17 years agoAUzy! *bounces over to him and shoves a lolli in his mouth* How's you?
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omgitsmina
17 years agoSky!
<33 -
The Sky is Falling
17 years agoForever!
<3 -
omgitsmina
17 years agoYou can call me Mina, btw.
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omgitsmina
17 years agoOmg, this chick "i love lesbians" randomly sent me a message, lol.
I think I'm gonna have fun with this one. -
The Sky is Falling
17 years agoMina.. N ice to meet you *Snickers* You do that
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omgitsmina
17 years agoPerv . . .
Lol. (The fact that I'M the one calling you that is pretty funny.) -
The Sky is Falling
17 years agoLmao xD
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omgitsmina
17 years ago*pokes with a bloody pinguin*
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The Sky is Falling
17 years ago*dies*
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omgitsmina
17 years agoX.X
*puts an ear to Sky's chest to check for a heartbeat* -
The Sky is Falling
17 years ago*jumps up and screams* Boo!
