Wow!

A hippie gets onto a bus and sits next to a nun in the front seat. The hippie looks over and asks the nun if she would have sex with him.

The nun, surprised by the question, politely declines and gets off at the next stop. When the bus starts again, the bus driver says to the hippie, "If you want, I can tell you how you can get that nun to have sex with you."

The hippie of course says that he'd love to know, so the bus driver tells him that every Tuesday evening at midnight the nun goes to the cemetery to pray to the lord. "If you went dressed in robes and some glowing powder," says the bus driver, "You could tell her you were God and command her to have sex with you."

The hippie decides to try this out. That Tuesday, he goes to the cemetery and waits for the nun. Right on schedule, the nun shows up. While she's in the middle of praying, the hippie walks out from hiding, in robes and glowing with a mask of god. "I am God, I have heard your prayers and I will answer them but you must have sex with me first," he says.

The nun agrees but asks for anal sex so she might keep her virginity. The hippie agrees to this and quickly sets about having sex with the nun.

After the hippie finishes, he rips off his mask and shouts out, "Ha ha, I'm the hippie! "

The nun replies by whipping off her mask and shouting, "Ha ha, I'm the bus driver!"

ROFLMAO!!!!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Minaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

Rofl!! Thats disgusting

OMFG THAT IS NASTY =x

Hahahahahahaha!

- now that's gonna be stuck in my head for the whole day o.O

LMAAAAAAAAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!! SOOOOOOO DUMBBB!!!!! SOOOOO FUNNNYYYY!!!!!!

Ha?
i almost feel guilty for laughing.

O. M. G. LMAO that is sooooooo funny! lol

Thanks!

Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!!!!
omg! thts so funny!

O...M.....G.... that is hilarious, yet so disturbing... *dies laughing on floor*

.:Danielle:.

Lmao.
Ew.

Ummmm.....not that funny.

There was a storm which sank a cruise liner. An engineer washed up and was stranded on a deserted island. Since he has no tools he is unable to make fire or shelter or even catch his own food. After a few weeks of living in the elements and barely scraping by, a beautiful lady comes walking out of the forest. Seeing intelligent life, the engineer is stunned.

"You must be one of the other survivors from the ship!" exclaimed the woman. "Please, you must come with me to the other side of the island."

Dumbfounded, the engineer followed the woman and was stunned to see a beautiful setup. The woman smiled and blushed. "When I washed ashore, I found some bamboo and was able to create this beautiful two room hut." The engineer begins walking around the camp. "Oh, that is my shower stall. I couldn't stand being dirty and the ocean didn't help bathing, so I made my own shower by piping the water from a nearby waterfall." The engineer is completely impressed and didn't know what to say.

The woman slowly approached him and gently rubbed up against his arm. "There is one other thing that I want to show you in the back room of the hut. You see, it has been a long time since I've seen anyone much less be with a man."

The engineer sits down on the beach and starts crying happy tears. "You mean to tell me, I can check my email?"

The 1st 1 was GROSS! this one is kinda funny, lol