****He Told her that he would Go With Me****

My friends boyfriend told her last night that they were talking and she just asked him (random question) if i was in the mall with her and he didnt know either one of us, who would wanna talk to, and he said me! He said that he would also " Fu*k the sh*t out of me" and i know this isnt appropriate but i dont know what to do...here she is crying because of me! My best friend and she said that she doesnt want to break up with him cuz he was just being " honest"..WHAT? I dont know what to do or say in this situation cuz i feel like imma say something wrong and then she is gonna get mad at me...i know she hates me right now but what do i do?

Ask a stupid question, get a stupid answer.

She went fishing for compliments, and he didn't get hooked in. It's not your fault, she got herself into this one.

Her problem, not yours. If she didnt want to know she shouldn't have asked. At least her boyfriend was honest... LOL

Alright, so yesterday my friend went and told him that she told me he likes me or whatever so he called me..and was like " oh so i hear that you know how i feel about you...what do you think?"
I was like well besides akward i feel like it is pointless that you call me because you go out with one of my best freinds and i dont like you i would never like you and you should really just lose my number before you get yourself in trouble! He was just like "why" and my freind came over and seen on my phone that he called and she was asking me what he said and for some reason i get a feeling that she thinks i like him back even though i told her the entire conversation and she still wont break up with him she said she loves him too much...i told her that i cant be in it anymore, i cant give her advice i cant go with them any where i told her that i just gotta stay as far away as possible before i mess something up..is this the right thing to do?