Ways to annoy people in wal-mart

Set all the alarms to go off 1 minute from each other

Hello people try and be creative and come up with some pranks to do at any store

Pour alot of oil on all four wheels of your cart in the parking lot behind your car( so the cameras dont see) then take it back inside instead of the cart return and offer it to someone coming in the door

Go to the fabric section and ask for a few feet of a certain type of fabric and after they are almost done cutting it, tell them to wait and choose a different type of fabric and tell them you waant that kind instead. do this 2-3 times. anymore, security will come

Walk around putting very small items into everyones shopping cart. (lighter packs, gum, candy bars, etc.)

now im gonna stop and give everyone else a chance for some ideas

Lol that was funny

you can alwayz had electric cart races through the store too its fun ^_^

Another one i did to a friend, was while he was in a store, i took bondo and cemented a giant dildo to his hood. you shouldve seen him trying to yank it off the hood. LMFAO. dont do that though, i had to help repair the hood. lol. it was funny, because he drove back home with it stuck to the hood because he couldnt get it off. he had to saw it off.

Start playing tag and see how many people you can get to play along

leave mean messages on comps. and typewriters

Another one i did to a friend, was while he was in a store, i took bondo and cemented a giant dildo to his hood. you shouldve seen him trying to yank it off the hood. LMFAO. dont do that though, i had to help repair the hood. lol. it was funny, because he drove back home with it stuck to the hood because he couldnt get it off. he had to saw it off.

OMFG thats wicked funny

Sneak in a universal remote and continuously turn off the tvs, make them louder etc from a distance while employees try to figure out the problem.

Sneak in a universal remote and continuously turn off the tvs, make them louder etc from a distance while employees try to figure out the problem.
lol

play with the automatic doors

Walk up to complete strangers and say, "Hi! I haven't seen you in so long," etc. See if they play along to avoid embarrassment.

While walking through the clothing department, ask yourself loud enough for all to hear, "Who BUYS this junk, anyway?"

As the cashier runs your purchases over the scanner, look mesmerized and say, "Wow. Magic!"

Stare at an employees nametag and dont say anything. after they get oo annoyed and ask you what you are doing, say "i was trying to address you so i could get your help finding something, but i cant read so i dont know what name to call you to get your attention." (yet obviously, you will have their full attention.)

Give all the workers kmart applications.

Lol

Take fishing rods & a fishing hat from Sporting Goods to the Pet Department. Pretend to fish in the goldfish tanks.

Ask everyone in "Electronics" "Do you know what CD this song is on? I don't know the name but it goes like this:". Then sing loudly, and don't stop until somebody throws you out.

Walk up to a guy and say "It's YOU!!! I haven't seen you in so long!!!!" and kiss him, then say "Why didn't you ever call me?" and walk away. Much more effective if you?re also a guy.

Act like you are dead in the middle of the clothing section where cameras cant see you. when people get close, shoot straight up, scream as loud as opssible "you cant have my soul AAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" and run like hell to the other end of the store where you lie down again.

Put super sexy women?s lingerie in old men's carts when they turn around.

Balance EVERYTHING you see on the tips of your finger, your nose, your forehead, and the top of your head while singing the circus song.

Start pocketing all the free and sample stuff even if you hate it!

Ask an employee where they stock their drugs.

Get a bunch of papers and together and light a small fire in the aisle (for God's sake NOT NEAR THE CLOTHING!!).

Jump into a basket and have a friend push you around meanwhile throw nerf balls at other customers. [I did that while my girlfriend pushed me around. She wouldn't give me a kiss while I was in the basket though. :( ]

Take a set of tools in with you and fix the trolley's wheels one by one, including the ones customers are using. A fake qualification certificate is recommended. So is a safety vest, or better yet, a tie. And an attitude of I AM ON VERY IMPORTANT BUSINESS, DON'T BOTHER ME WHILE I'M WORKING. Strut.

Well this is what i did with one of my friends.
go into the underwear department and then when a bunch of old ppl walk by just be like"and where are we" and have the other person go "the THONG section" it scares the other ppl away...

My friend is in the band for school and they were doing a concert or something and the theme was the blues brothers so they were dressed in black with black hats and sun glasses. anyway they were at wal mart at like 11pm and were playing 'spy' they carried aroud walkie talkies and were talking in code, like they would in the movies. he said they got some wierd looks. then they bought a football and were playing catch down the middle of the store.

At a birthday party one time, I played tag throughout Meijer (this can be done at Wal-Mart too, lol) and then we were riding the little bikes up and down the isles and played witht the hula-hoops, the people weren't very happy with us

Also, something fun to try:

Take a pillow and blanket from bedding, grab an air mattress and set up a tent in the sporting goods department and kind of make a little camp thing, can include a little firepit thingy too for better effect, and then go inside and pretend to be sleeping and when people walk by talking, stick your head out and yell "SHUT UP CAN'T YOU SEE I'M TRYING TO SLEEP IN HERE?!?!?" And mutter something and pull your head back in and snore loudly.

.:Danielle;.

Omg, do that mission impossible thing where you have a fake gun and you huide behind stuff and then shoot at people, maybe with a toy gun rather than your fingers? oh, and use code names =]

Play Marco Polo with all your friends.
Knock down all the stuffed animals in the toys section.
Take the bikes down and ride them around the store. When asked by employees say you were testing them out as a gift.

Ask them to lead you somewhere then disappear