Am I Holy? I'm just not feeling it.

I guess people who owe you money aren't among the five you meet in heaven. Apparently, the only people you meet in heaven are those who teach you great life lessons you're supposed to have known since you were a kid. Jaysus Motorbiking Christ, heaven's one big Oprah show. I sometimes wish God would strike these damn stories down, or at least get away from the ass-kissing heavenly host and make a miraculous appearance on TV to offer his own commentary on the story. Something like, Why are you watching this? Pop the breast out of your mouth and consume something more solid than the milk of babes! Listen, I've shat better creations than this! I might as well wipe my Holy Arse with the pages these things were printed on.

But that'll never happen since God likes to hang around in the netherworld listening to people praise him. Think about it, he created creatures (if Revelation is to be believed) whose sole purpose for existing are to tell him what a great guy he is 24/7/365.

Other than the breast part I was feeling this post for some reason. I found this just surfing the net. I found it pretty funny, yet I thought he was extreamly right too.

if the people you meet in heaven are those to have taught you a great lesson then surely everyone is bound to go there?
if there is a heaven?

and what if you don't beilve in god? Their are many gods persay, and many different religions. So for you to say that it shows no love or faith in god is disgusting. Because not everybody may "love" your god.

Personally i'm not a christian, catholic, or any other "major" religious beilf. I have my own faith. Faith in me, that is all I need. I do not need to pray to a god when I beilve "god" is in everything including myself.

well if you do belive in god dont read the post