Keep The Story going....

A young girl walks home after school and saw a strange man following her, scared she quickened her pace....

She ran down the street and through an alley way. She thought she lost him. She bent over and tried to catch her breath. When all of a sudden she seen that light, it was him and the camera crew back again.

She started screaming "please I don't want to be on Television, I've already stared in enough porn!"

Ed: "But you've won 10 Million Dollars"

Ed new, he had a plot behind the winnings. He thought if he could catch her off gaurd, he could win a date w/ Jamiee. The poor guy had no idea she carried a gun with her.

As she rounded the ben still screaming at them to get away, she stopped and turned around. She waited for them to come closer, then walked over to Ed. She grabbed him and stuck the gun to his head.

"but I just wanted a date with you dear. I think you are beautiful and tantalzing". Pleaded Ed.

"you old fool, I don't love I just give special attention to certain peoples needs"

"So give me the money before I shoot you".

The count down began
1,2,3.........

The gun went flying and she stood there with no protection. SO it would seem. Then all of a sudden she unzipped her self and she was no longer Jamiee Foxworth anymore, but Super women. She flew off into the sky; I'll be back for you Indiana she yelled and we can continue . We will duel once more, you haven’t beaten me yet!

So she flew off to her secret lair. WHen she got home all she could think about is their last encounter, where they made sweet love in the bushes.

Ed looked at Indy and said "Indy, my trap has finally worked, after all these years you're finally in my grasp."

Indy puzzled didn't know what to do, and then he remembered the time he was in Germany.......

Dr. Schegalheimer dove for the gun, but Indy with his new cloak out smarted him. He wrapped himself up and was gone before the gun was even in his hands.

"DA*N, you Indy!"

all you could hear is a laugh and the sound of horses hoofs galloping away.

The camera went crashing to the ground.

"I want what Indy has, and I better get one with in 24 hours before I kill all of you"

His crew man worried scatterd like ants to find what he wanted.

In the mean time back at the Lair Super Women was fixing her hair and putting on something nice. Rambo was coming over for dinner tonight.

Time went by fast.....

Knock Knock

It was Rambo she knew it.....Instead it was Indy.

"Indy what are you doing at my secret Lair?"

"Super women, its not a secret lair if you tell everyone."

"Oh yes your right, but Rambo is on his way, he'll, Indy he'll kill you"

But in the distance he saw some buildings being knocked over. What in the world is going on he thought.

"OMG, its Godzilla." Super woman said

OR was it?

Super woman tried to explain to them that they had to leave if Godzilla found them their he would kill them too. She had gotten a horrible rep lately.

So Indy and Rambo went to go the bar. Little did they know when they got to the bar there was Billy the Kid waiting for them.......

"Like Billy you gonna come drink with us?" Said Ted

Billy replied "Shut the he** up, I'll be there in a few, I have some business I have to attend to first!"

Rambo being brainless like he is said "Yo, Adirian, whats the deal anyways?"

Billy took out his gun swung it on his finger and fired.

He got Rambo right in the foot.

Rambo fell to the ground crying and left Indy to fend for himself.

Indy, eying the place out noticed Dr. Schegalheimer sitting at the bar drinking with Bill and Ted. He was out numberd he had to think quick, He had only one option left; the inflatable horse that he kept in his pocket. How though was he going to get it out with out Billy noticing?

They both looked at each other; they were just as confused as Dr. Schegalheimer was. What you are me, and I am you.

But C3PO grabbed Han and told him in a prissy British accent “Hans, We Must go Now, Yoda calls for us."

Hans still confused drags his foot and continued staring back at Indy. Indy wanted to know more; he looked back at the Doctor and inflated his horse, galping to Han's ship. He jumped in despite the weight limit. Their in the ship a beautiful women sat. Could this be The Childlike Empress?

The cloak laid on the ground, not realizing it everybody bored the ship. Dr. Schegalheimer saw this laying on the ground. Walked over to it and picked it up.

"Could this be the cloak Indy used to escape from me on his inflatable horse?"

He wrapped up in it and realized it was. The world was now in trouble and Indy was not going to be here to save it.

Back on the ship Indy was eye balling The Child Like Empress. "So beautiful, what are you doing tonight, just wondering."

"Not you" she replied and looked away. "I have to defeat the Nothingness, don't you understand my people are in trouble!"

"Well I'll just use my cloak and defeat them, see its right here."

But as he reached down for it he realized the cloak was not there. He was frantic where could he have left it. Then remembering the bar fight with Billy the Kid, he though; I had to have dropped it.

Hans We have to turn back I left Harry's cloak.

Han just said "We have to fight the Nothingness before we can return to Earth."

Indy took Han by the throat and said "TURN this ship around now before I, well, go Indiana Jones on your a**"

"It's HAN jack a**. We have to fight the..."
"Hans, do you understand who you're dealing with here, now turn this ship around and bring me,us home, got that Hans!"

They had a delema on their hands now, what were they going to do.........

Vin stood up and told them all, " All you people are so scared of me... but it ain't me you got to worry about now."

Indy said " What are you talking about?"
Vin: "You're not afraid of the dark are you?"

The Child Like Empresses said "why, vin"

"The Nothingness is here look straight ahead."

So the Child Like Empress told them all "I'm the captain of this ship, and were not going back to Earth."

Indy was crushed, he needed his cloak, what else was going to keep him warm at night if the Child Like Empresses wasn't going to be a guest in his room.

He thought to himself long and hard. Pacing the bar room floor; each and every time one of the bar ladies would come up to him, he would swat them, "Get away from me wh*re, I aint got any money!"
Then he continued Pacing, and continued to think of a plan.
Gumby must be able to help me. But wait Gumby. I must be out of mind. I need someone less cheerful to help me. Someone like Shredder, But Gumby he has a clay horse. He has to be able to help me. All these thoughts ran back and forth in his mind. Shredder or Gumby which one?

He finally came to conclusion that he and the Doctor were going on a quest to find Gumby.

The doctor looked over at Skeltor and said we have an army to boot; I will get my new Natzi KKK clan involved. I'm sure we can take over Earth now. Especially since we have Indy’s Cloak.

The quest began. Soon they ran into trouble were they ready for this already? What else were they going to come across? But, they charged on like little Gi-Joes on a battle field. They were ready for what stood in their way.

"Does everyone remember our good friend Jamiee", Gumby replied. I've gotten a hold of her and she’s agreed to join our orgy today.

Jamiee then stepped in the house; looking around a little disgusted, not realizing they were all slime and goo.

"I can't do this, I changed my mind."

But Jamiee being hard up for money was easily talked into roll playing with them.

Meanwhile back at camp, Indy was eye balling Vin. How can I put the moves on him, with out him going Pitch Black on me?

"Hey Vin, watch what I can do with this here whip?"
He then snapped his whip and got vin on the wrist. He pulled him closer to him. They soon were merely inches away from each others lips......

All of a sudden Indy snapped back to reality. "what the fuck am I doing, this is rather disturbing."

He pushed Vin away. Get away from me, and then told everyone I need Harry's cloak, or i'm going to kick yours and Hans ass!"

Han just stood their with the video camera, "No this isn't how its suppose to end, I can't make money off of this!"

Indy finally had enough of this, and grabbed The Child Like Empress, wrapped her up in his arms and laid a kiss on her. Finally tossing her to the side, taking control of the ship.

"were heading to Earth, strap up"

Vin started having flash backs of his stay on a planet that was pitch as night. He started attacking wills ship. Dodging incoming missels, but the buzzer sounded off....

"we've been hit!"

Indy saving the day got on the telephone and called Will.

"hey, how are you today?"
Will: "fine and you"
Indy: "If you stop shooting at our ship and save us, bring us back to earth, i'll make a trade with you."
Will: "whats that"
Indy: "Vin"
Will: "Never heard of him"
Indy: "oh he's great, you'll love him, he loves you a big fan!"
Will: "Oh Hell Naw, I have a fan, OK then"

Vin sitting in the cock pit looked over at Indy, "you trader" he said.
"Sorry Vin but you're not cut out to be super hero like the Ford's" "Hans and myself here we make a great team you see, you just don't fit in with us"

"Its Han, not Hans, Indy!"
"Sheese I don't want to hear you whining like a cutter for fucks sake!"

Will agreed and vin was transported onto Wills ship. Will saved the ship and flew them back to Earth.

The little homeless man cried out "blaaaaah, precious,
blaaaahh, fuck i've lost you, blaaaahh"

He had to dig is way through all the vomit to find the mint he found in the urinal.

His fingers touched something hard and green, could this be he thought?

He jumped up and down "precious" i've found you.
But as he landed on his feet he slipped on the vomit causing him to fall backwards and precious to go flying in the air.

Gulp

It landed in his mouth..."for fuck sakes I swolled the mint, i'm so sorry precious, what ever shall I do now?"

After hours of Screaming in disgust He stomach started to roll again. Angry and with force, everything spewed out like a dam that had just broke. He was gripping the trees, "God this hurts!" After passing everything out. He sat down for a minute and realized he just had just busted a hemorrhoid. He had to crawl to store really quick to grab some preparation H. It took at least an hour to get to the nearest store. His Ass was on fire, and he was bitching like Rambo PMSing.

Fuck he though, I left precious alone. He grabbed a Taxi and flew to the park.

He started digging through all the shit and then a tear filled up in his eye. It was just green liquid, poor precious melted from the warmth of his shit.

“Oh No what am I going to tell my wife? This was going to be her wedding present”

Then off in the distance you heard Dr. Schegalheimer scamming an attack on the White House; because this is where they found Gumby’s house to be.

She lay their having several convolutions.

Meanwhile a party was going on; Gumby had no idea of this break in.

Jamiee was having a great time pleasing Gumby; she was tossing his salad just like Gumby liked.

But all of a sudden Dr. Evil kicked down the door and caught Jamiee and Gumby in a compromising position.

Slurp, I wasn't....

Gumby quickly stood up and with his magic wand Harry gave him, he reveled his true identity.

and then she tripped over a pile of shitty depends that happend to just be there and stated...if the end of the world was tomarrow, i would get on a pont and ride it all the way to germany.

Deep within a tomb at the bottom of the ocean, something had awakened. The land shook and cracked open. An object flew up out of the tomb at lightning speed; and landed just outside of the bar.

Indy looked at it confused. "What in the hell is this now?"

Indy started walking towards it, but the object stood up only showing his naked ass.

The child like empress said “oh this must be the Terminator I have asked him to help me with my city. The nothingness has nearly taken over”.

They approached the new comer but with a flash of movement and light the thing turned around and severed off Rambo’s head. He picked it up and drank his blood.

Screech has arisen.

Just as that happend Carmen Electra came running out of the bar screaming, wearing only her underwear.

"what the hell is her problem? Screech mumbled
"I wish more girls around here would do that!"

Indy unable to move was still in shock that Screech had just severd Rambo's head.

"Hans think of something"

"Its Han not Hans", Han then took out his Light Saber".......

As this was all going on outside Will was in the bar flashing this little silver device in everyone’s eye.

"You Love Will, You are my biggest fan,"

He looked at Vin and thought I know I remember putting some documents in here I need to find clues. He looked around and around then everything started fitting in together.

As soon as he found the document he carefully opened it. Upon reading it his mouth dropped.

He looked over at Vin.

"Vin come with me we need to leave Earth right away!"

Vin: why
Will: you said you're my biggest fan now act like it!
Vin: ok only if you say that thing to me again
Will: what thing?

Vin giving him doe eyes...
Will: Oh Hell Naw

He grabbed Vin and escorted him back to the ship telling him each step of the way he’s not a homosexual even if the tabloids say he is.

They bored the ship and left the planet ORIAN.
Never to return back to Earth again.

Meanwhile the Dr. got what he came for the inflatable horse. He told him to jump on.

As he was heading out the door Dr. Richard Kimble fell out of the closet.

"Excuse me, I’m with this here Mr. President, lets kill some Arabs!"

Dr: Aren’t you wanted by the FBI Rich?
Dr.R: "Fuck are they after me?"
GWB: "That’s right, you said your wife also had weapons of mass destruction and you were trying to save me!"
Dr.R "I did not"
Dr.S “Wow, too many Doctors in the house, time for me to kill you, Skeltor after him!"

Dr. Kimble ran out the door. He was trying to think fast; he quickly dialed his cell phone he needed help, now not only were the FBI after him but so were Dr. Schegalheimer.

What kind of shit has he gotten himself into?
All because they thought I murdered my wife. He whimpered as he ran.

He then realized he can't use the cell phone, the FBI will trace it and find him. So he tossed it in the bushes where it landed on Super Woman’s head.

"Hey watch it Mister Do you know who I am?"
"Dr. Kimble, no lady I don't really care!"
Super woman: Hey wanna join me in the bushes I have something I want to show you, you'll really love it I promise.

"Sure."

As he was in the bushes with Super Woman she asked him "If I show you mine will you show me yours?"......

"I wonder what’s going on up on land" said Captain Hazel.

I mean we sent Screech up and he never reported back to us.

"OH SHIT HE'S DEAD!"

So the people of the sea partied like they had just won the lottery.

"I wonder if they're any good robots up there, I've always wanted to put my brain in a hot women robot with nice hard nipples; can you imagine it Stormy?"

Stormy: Captain you just put your elbow on the destruction modular.

Captain: English Please Stormy your suppose to be the dumbass of this crew.

Stormy: 5,4,3,2 were going to die

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And the Sea Lab exploded and they too were never heard from again.....

But, things were not as they seemed. They had sent up someone to look over Screech a fine woman to distract everybody from her alterier motives. Screech was just her decoy.

She saw Indy go into the bathroom with girl/thing/it AKA sexycutey69lolrofl!!!111LoL!!!111
She knew this was her chance.

She snook outside where she heard moans and such. She thought;
"I thought everyone was in the bar who could this be?:

She put on her black outfit like Catherine Zeta Jones wore in Entrapment and did some sneaky walking.

She walked so quietly that every stick she stepped on cracked like a tree falling down.

Super woman whispered in Dr. Kimble’s ears we'll have to continue this later, Evil Carmen is here I can smell her Jessica Simpson Cheap Perfume.

She flew in the air and it was on......

Dr.Kimble stood up

"OMG, everyone is after me they think I killed you"

Carmen: "huh you have 6 fingers too?"
"You’re the one who killed my father.

Dr. Kimble: No Dear, come here and give me a kiss

As she skipped towards Dr. Kimble she slipped and broke her neck.

Dr. Kimble: Fuck, Oh Shit, now I’m in trouble, they're really going to think I killed her now.

Down around the bend the FBI was coming closer.
Dr. Kimble ran into the bar and quickly through on some lipstick and high heels.

The FBI pulled up and walked into the bar.
They started asking everybody if they had seen this man. They walked up to Dr. Kimble Miss, have you seen this man.

In a low squeaky voice Dr. Kimble just relied "It's not a tumor"

Arnold over hearing this got very annoyed with this outburst.

The FBI looked Dr. Kimble over wondering why she was sweating so much.

Miss you ok? They replied

Dr. Kimble: (looking over at Arnold worried) Yes I'm fine just these damn heels you know, boys

FBI: Hey wanna come over tonight?

Dr. Kimble: No that’s ok; I have to go with my girlfriend’s cow tipping

FBI: you're in the dessert, what cows

Just as they said that someone outside started screaming.

HOLY SHIT ITS CARMEN and she’s fully dressed, the world is coming to an end

Thats what it all seemed like to GoldenTear. She was locked inside a padded room with the same thing playing; over and over again.

See GoldenTear was the bastard child of SuperWoman, she just didn't want anyone to know;escpially when the father is Hank The Angry Drunken Drowf. Rest In Peace Hank.........

So she locked her child up so nobody would ever find her.

Then on day or actully night the janitor came in and found out everything. He had been reading all the patiences medical papers. Well as soon as he found out he ran into her hallway. And just stared at her door, he wanted her dead!

He had dated Super Woman at the time and she was cheating on him with Hank. Fuck this child He screamed I want you back Super Woman.
So he unlocked the girls door. And there she slept so peacefully. All of a sudden he raised his broom and mop and smashed them both on her head.

Blood trickled out of her mouth and her hand just fell outwards reaching towards him. She never seen it coming.

Meanwhile Dr. Kimble was still sitting at the bar and people out side were screaming. The FBI Ran outside to see what the matter was. Then there she was beautiful Carmen fully dressed. They Cried. ANd then looked back at the bar. I know thats him in their........LETS GET HIM...........

Outside people were still amazed at Carmen being dressed. It was total shock to everyone. Even Super Woman came to pay her respects as Bill and Ted dug a hole to give her a proper burial.

The Child like Empresses who was still over at the Cyber Cafe reading over god awful poetry started to have a bad feeling. She searched the net frantic to find answers. Then she found what she was looking for. The nothingness has taken over my city. I have failed them and I can never go back home. She sat there crying then took out her razor and started cutting again. This is the only thing she knew how to do. Then she had a brilliant idea. I need to put the word out. Calling all super Heroes. She posted it in every forum she could think of. Even on Poems-and-quotes. Though she knew not much was going to come from that but it was a worth a try.

Finally her cell phone rang.

Child like: Hello
Power Rangers: Hey child like you called
Child like: Yeah I called Super Heroes
Power Rangers: At your service
Child Like: You don't understand I called Super Heroes not child icons that faded away.
Power Rangers: I don't understand were the "POWER RANGERS"
Child Like: hold on I have another call
Child Like: Hey
Bat Man: You paged
Child Like: Oh yes please come immediately over at Jims Tavern Across from Cyber Cafe Located by the Underage Strip Club.
Bat Man: The Underage Strip Club you said I’ll be there in a flash; should I bring Robin.
Child Like: Not the strip club go to the Bar
Batman: You said the underage strip club
Child Like: Oh just get here already.
Back over to the Power Rangers
Child Like: I have to go, I think my ummm Mom is calling me.
Power Rangers: Wait I need some more exposure
Child Like: Click and the phone hung up

5 minutes went by and she recived a text message. Oh good another super hero!

Text Message: Hey Child Like its us the Super Hero Power Rangers. We changed our name for you.

Child Like: Will they ever give up?

Who was going to get a hold of them, and who would she turn down in this epic series and final show down of the good vs. evil?

All of a sudden Beatrix Kiddo called in.

Beatrix Kiddo--AKA--Black Mambo: Child Like I know I'm not a super Hero but I heard Bill was hanging around.

Child Like: Bill who?

Black Mambo: I'm going to talk real s l o w right now and I want you to listen me, ok Child Like.

Child Like: Who is this?

Black Mambo: Its me, don't you remember me? I met up with you over at O-Ren Ishii house back in the day.

Child Like: Bills Alive Black Mambo I thought I would tell you.

Black Mambo: I know BITCH

Child Like: You coming over for cereal and coffee?

Black Mambo: Only If it’s Kabooms?

Child Like: Oh Yeah Kabooms, I Have that for you

Black Mambo: I'll be there in my pussy wagon, see you in about a day Bitch.

Child Like: Good see you then Bitch

Child Like: oops I swore, I said the B word. I hope my mother didn't hear me swear she would put soap in my mouth. FUCK. Ooops I swore again. God Damn It......Oh No I should just cut myself

Mother: Child Like........!

What the hell was she going to do now?
She just invited her enemy?.........Fuck she sat down and started cutting again, trying to think of a plan.

Someone has a serious case of..........
Tourettes

Meanwhile across the road over at the bar.....

Everybody was standing over Carmen still. They just didn't have it in them to throw her in the ground and let the maggots eat her breast. So everyone voted on just sticking her in a chair inside the bar. They thought at least this would give the men with no teeth a little pleasure. Hey feeling up a dead one isn't so bad.

So Bill through her over his shoulders and brought her in the bar. Propped her up and exposed her breast.

Bill: wow those things are nice
Ted: Totally
Bill: Totally
Ted: Dude I just said that
Bill: Like Rock on Dudes

and then they air played a guitar

Then all of a sudden the phone booth lit up like a Christmas tree and started shaking. The door opened and 2 young men walked out.

They looked pretty flabbergasted.

Strange Man1: Dudes like where I am

People in the bar: At the bar have a drink

Strange Man2: Like excellent dudes

People at the bar: Where you from

Strange Man1: Oh dude you won't believe it, I’m from year 1992.

People at the bar: It’s 2004, almost 2005

Strange Man1: Like I’m in the future right now?

People at the bar: Guess So Have a drink

Strange Man2: I gotta go out side come on excellent friend of mine......

So the two strangers walked out doors and then they seen Bill getting killed by the two FBI agents.

Bill: Ted Like what’s going on?

Ted: I think there Killing you dude

Bill: Like excellent

Then they looked at each other and air played the guitar some more.

The Child like Empress started to worry; where was Batman. She had a suspicion that he was in the Underage Strip Club. But should she go in there they might want to fondler her.

She finally pulled herself away from the computer and took a deep breath and decided it was her obligation to go find Bat Man. So she walked out of the cyber cafe and never looked back.

She walked up to the building with blinking flashy lights that say 50 cent peep shows. Free XXX Sample Movies. Then she walked into the bar.

She was greeted by 2 fat women wearing g-strings and no top.

Fat Woman 1: Hey honey you wanna come dance on the pole with us?

Fat Woman 2: Julia she might be too old

Fat Woman 1 (Julia) - Honey how old are you, Older than 15?

Child Like: I'm here for Bat Man have you seen Him?

Both of the fat strippers looked at each other.

Both Fat Woman: Nope don’t even know who your talking about, you should probably leave though.

Child Like: Ok I’ll dance on the pole I used all my money anyways in the cyber cafe.

Fat Women: Nice, we'll get you suited up follow us

So the child like empress followed the fat women down the hall. But on her way she saw a room and the door was cracked just a bit. She stopped and pretended to tie her shoe. Looking inside ever so obviously.

Fat Women: No need to tie your shoe there honey you can do it in here ok. Step Away From That Room!

The child like empress stood up and pushed the door open.

Child Like: Batman I knew you were here.

Her mouth dropped to the floor she could not believe what she was seeing.
Robin on his hands and knees in front of Batman with his pants down.

Child Like: OMG you're, you're Batman your GAY?
Oh Hell Naw this can't be

Will Smith then sent the Child Like Empress a text message....
OH Hell Naw...Child don't be using my saying!

Oops sorry I couldn’t' think of anything original to say.

So the story continued

Back at the Power Ranges base they started thinking........

The Power Rangers had a plan. They got together and decided they needed to join forces with the Super Heroes and defend Indy. They didn't care what the Child Like Empress said. They were on there way.

About 2 hours later a group of people were walking in the dessert and ran into a group of other people.

Skeletor: Who goes there Yaaarrr.

Dr.S: Shut up Skeletor, Who goes there?

Group of people walking: The Super Hero Power Rangers sent to protect Indy, who are you?

Dr.S: I'm Indy

Power Rangers: Good we are here to protect you

Dr. S: Good Hold my stuff and rub my feet, they hurt

Power Rangers: Anything you say Master Blaster Indy

Dr.S: you little Bitches

Power Rangers: I know but that’s our job we serve to protect

Dr.S: Skeletor, why can't you be like them?

Skeletor: What are you talking about Yaaarr?

Dr.S: Shut up already

Antonio Bandaris: Power Rangers Wanna fight some Vampires?

Everybody: SHUT UP ANTONIO!

Antonio: Hey Peoples did you know i'm the 13th Warrior?

Dr. S: Someone please tie him up and drag him behind pokey please..........

Poor Bea Arthur had to stop to the bathroom on the way there to changer her depends

After she was done with that she had to take her medication. It really sucked being old and wanting to be a Super Hero. But Someone Has to do it.

She stopped by Starbucks and grabbed a Latte

Then going over to the craft store and looking at all the new fabric that came in.

Oh No she looked down at her clock I have to take my Diabetes Shot, and I drank A Latte
Oh shit her heart pounded, she didn't have any shots with her.........

Back at the Underage Strip Club

Omg batman you’re gay.........

Batman quickly jumped up what I am not. Who said that?

Child Like: umm Robin is between your legs and you have your pants down and his face is in your lap....I mean it’s just an assumption though

Batman: Child Like, as your name states child like, you don't know what this is. See Robin here was checking me for crabs. I started itching and I wanted him to eat them up; you know, like cats do with there fleas. So you are wrong.

Child Like: Really people do that?

Batman: yah why you want to try?

Child Like: SURE Batman!

Robin: But Batman, you said I was special

Batman then hulled off and hit Robin across the face, don't you ever say such words in front of this here Child like Empress.

Robin started crying and the 2 fat strippers grabbed him by the arms and told him they would comfort him.

Fat Women: No need to cry Robin we'll be super gentle with you ok honey?

So the child like empress walked over to batman, but she got down on her knees and asked batman how do I do this again?

Batman: Well first you gave to get him wet that way it’s easier to pick the crabs off ok.

Child Like: How do I do that?

Batman: Spit on your hand ok then take it and put it on this thing and stroke it up and down a little.

Child Like: This gets rid of crabs?

Batman: UUUHHH HUUUHHHH.......moans.......

Child Like: Oh this is easy

Batman: Now put your mouth on it and eat the crabs

Child Like: Ok How?

Batman shoving her head down in his lap just put your lips there and suck, twirl your tongue around those damn crabs hate that! DON'T USE YOUR TEETH

Child Like: barely able to mutter ok......

Batman: Child LIkkkkkkkkkkeeeeeeee Squirt.....

Child Like: gagging what in the hell is this?

Batman: Oh that’s secret super hero sauce swallow it, it gives you super hero powers.

Child Like: Did I kill the crabs?

Batman: Maybe later you can eat the rest I think I still have some which means the only cure is: They need to be wet hooverd off again

Child Like: OK, but batman can we go and fight Dr. S and Skeletor now?

Batman: After I smoke this joint, Now get me a beer! Ok babe.........

So the child like empress starting eating away at Batmans crabs.

All of a sudden she stopped

Batman how come you don't have special beer?

Batman: Shut up Bitch as he pushes her head back down

Child Like: STOP, really batman the bartender had special beer when i did this to him for your beer?

Batman: What beer?

Child LIke: The Beer I gave you

Batman: blaaaaaahhhhh What....Blaaaahh....You gave me....BLLAAAAAAAHHHH You Bitch BBllllaaaaaaaahhhh