Funny joke

  • Romancing the Darker Side
    17 years ago

    Three men are working on a construction job. They always sit up on the roof of the building for their lunch break. The first, blond-haired man opens his lunch box, and says, "If I get turkey one more time, I'm gonna jump off this building!" The second, brown haired man proceeds to open his lunch box. "If I get ham one more time, I'm gonna jump off this building!" he excalms. The third man, a redhead, opens his lunch box. He says, "If I get peanut butter one more time, I'm gonna jump of this building!"
    The next day, the first man got turkey. He jumped off the building and died. The second man got ham. he also jumped and died. the third man got peanut butter, so he jumped off of the building.
    At the funeral, the three wives cry together. The wife of the blond man says, "If only he would have told me he didn't like turkey!" The wife of the brown haired man says, "If only I would have known he didn't like ham!" The wife of the red haired man is barely sniffling. When asked why she wasn't crying, she said, "Hey, don't ask me, he made his own lunch!"

    Get it? My friend told it to me. I thought it was pretty funny. And no offence to guys with red hair, I just picked random colours.

  • ABake
    17 years ago

    Lol....thats funny
    But then stupid at the same time...
    Then again I am kinda slow
    Lol

  • Poetess Lana
    17 years ago

    I've heard it with a lot of different versions, but it makes me laugh every time i hear it!

  • Broken Angel
    17 years ago

    Lmfao!!!! This is so funny, the first time ive heard it but its really funny!! =D

  • XdangerouslyXgenuineX
    17 years ago

    That would be called a pretty funny joke*laughs until i cry*hahahahahahahahahahahaha*wipes tears and giggles*so funnie