Fun little quotes!

Post them here!

If life gives you lemons, find an annoying kid with an open wound :)

If life gives you lemons, squeeze the juice into the eyes of your enemies.

If life gives you lemons, make lemonade =]
hehe

Hmph
you have to admit, mine is pretty amazing.

i got it from a happy bunny book!!!
yay happy bunny!!!

Ya, it'll burn the sh!t out of them lol
i like bunnies, theyre so cute!!!!
hehe

^__^

"Don't worry if your job is small,
And your rewards are few.
Remember that the mighty oak,
Was once a nut like you."

I dunno where I got that from, but it amuses me. :)

"When I asked for all things so that I might enjoy life, I was given life so that I might enjoy all things."

Ossifer, i swear to drunk im not God!

When life gives you lemons, throw them back in life's face and tell life to make it's own da#n lemonade

Don't ever regret anything because at one point
it was exactly what you wanted

A best friend is like pee in your pants. Everyone can see it but only you can feel the true warmth. Thanks for being the pee in my pants.

.:Danielle:.

Danielle, you are the pee in my pants. lol

Ciao, you are the pee in my pants too. ^+^ rotflmfao

.:Danielle:.

My best friends are the type that would spend hours trying to drown a goldfish.

A good friend will help you move. A best friend will help you move a body, let me know if I need to bring the shovel.

My friends and I are the type that fight over the button on the elevator.

My best friend and I fight over a bag of chips and in the end never say sorry, but HAHA LOSER!

.:Danielle:.

OMG THAT SOUNDS LIKE ME DANIELLE!!! Lmao... when we kill all the orthodontists... I'll need that shovel! x]

I want to push number 3!!!!

I love you babe!

"I wish I was a glow worm, a glow worms never glum, 'cause how can you be gloomy when the sun shines out your bum?"

People push my buttons & when they do I say,"What the H**l? Go get a fu***** game boy or something!"
& they don't stop. So I decide to introduce them to the elevator so they become the issue of the guy that's trying to get to floor 1.

^_^ Yay me!

^_^ WOOT!! DEATH TO THE ORTHODONTISTS!!! lol. Fine as long as I get to push the number 6!!! Haha.

I love you too Hunni!!

.:Danielle:.