Anti-Gravity Theory

I have come up with a theory to achieve 0 gravity on earth.

as we all know, buttered toast always falls butter side down. And cats always land on their feet. So with knowledge I have conducted an experiment. I taped a piece of buttered toast to the back of my cat, Roxie. If the cat lands on her feet then that means the toast wont land buttered side down. and if the toast lands buttered side down then Roxie wont land on her feet. so it would be impossible for both of them to land the way gravity intended. So if Roxie lands on her feet it would be impossible for the toast to land the way gravity intended. thus breaking the law of gravity. and with my calculations breaking the law of gravity would cause the area around Roxie to achieve 0 gravity. Causing Roxie to float in the air.

Well long story short the test failed miserably. The cat did not achieve 0 gravity.

But my test are not over yet. I am determined to achieve 0 gravity. Tomorrow i will move on to plan B. I will tape 2 cats together back to back and drop them a short distance.

There will be no cats harmed in any way in the future test or the previous one. I have taken every precaution in securing the safety of the cats. So don't go crying to PETA.

Comments?

Yeah what he said^^

Gravity is a urban myth...... the earth sucks

Try digging a hole to China, then jump in the hole and tell us where you land

I believe both a cat and a piece of buttered toast are only applicable in the said laws of gravity when they are dropped seperately, not taped together. So you're really proving nothing. I'm not sure what will happen when you tape two cats together, but I'm sure it would get you slapped if I was anywhere close. You're putting tape on cat fur? How do you take it off painlessly? And unless your two cats are abnormally sweet, they're not going to appreciate being forcefully pushed together so close.

Good luck.

Well actually, you should get a cat book. It's not a joke, maybe a tad bit of a generalization, but cats DO almost always land on their feet. I have a cat book with rapid images taken to display the cat's movements when falling. It's almost impossible to kill a cat dropping it from even extreme heights. Kind of like squirrels. Most cats get 'stuck' in trees for attention, not because they are actually 'stuck.' Have you ever heard of a cat starving to death in a tree? It doesn't happen.

Oh, but yeah. I'm sure the poster's theory is actually a joke. Yeah.

Yeah... A joke...

Stop Animal Testing!!!!

Like I said, The cats are not being harmed in any way. They are being payed too. After the test they get to enjoy some catnip and cat treats. None of you are thinking about the big picture either. We are trying to accomplish Anti-Gravity on earth. Once we find out the secret to it then life would be much better. for cats and humans... and toast.

You had better be careful dude, those cats will comeback as Squirrels, waiting for the nuts to drop.
Think of it, all your hopes and dreams devoured.
poof your gone,no lineage.

U r funny

Very clever