The BEST joke I've ever heard!!

Ok I heard this joke the other day and it had me laughing for days. Bare with me cause its quite long... but well worth it...

Once upon a time there were three females. One was a hippy, one was a bogan, one was a gothic. They all lived simple lives but different in every way. Cindy, the gothic, was an only child who loved dark poetry and intricate pieces of metal molded into charms that would hang off her necklace. Donna, the bogan, loved rock music and was heavily involved with designing rock posters for local bands, whom all paid her in return with sex. And Belinda, the hippy, was a flower child who grew all her own vegetables and had a dog called pepper who only had one eye.

One day Donna was walking by Belinda's herbal garden when she noticed a snail on her cabbages. Bending over to pick it up Donna then noticed that there was a big dog poo right underneath all the leaves. On closer inspection, she noticed that the was dog poo under all the leaves of the garden. Quite disgusted she left - without buying any of her vegetables from her.

The next day Cindy was walking past Donna's garage where her rock band practiced and, whilst covering her ears to the noise, she noticed at there was a one eyed dog playing the drums in the band! She couldn't quite believe it. Upon closer inspection, she noticed that not only was the dog playing the drums, but that he had cabbage leaves dangling from his bum! A bit unnerved by this, she ventured home.

The next day... or was it the day after...? I cant remember... but whatever... Cindy... or was it Belinda... ummm... Lets just say it was Belinda, walked past Cindy's house who was the hippy. I think...

Umm... I seem to have forgotten how the rest of this joke goes...

Sorry

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Hahaha!!! I have no idea what this is about.. I just dont get it!!!! But its kinda funny.. Oh and is it supposed to be like this or did you really forget how it goes? =]

Oh mo, mo, mo, mo, mo. I get this. it's just so hilarious. how many points do you get?!

Hahahahahahahaha.

HAHAHAHAHAHA i dont get get it 3(

Im very very very confused, can u please explain it to me? someone?

Oh my gorsh! I've totally heard this one before! I laughed for like ten years, seriously.

Yeah I know! I only heard it last week and every time I think of it I just laugh.

Im seriously laughing so hard right now.

Wow...

*points finger to head and mouths the word 'CRAZY'"

Hmmm i seem to be lost i think i might have to get some one else to read it to ne i might get it then lmao