Fun game for the imaginative....

I saw this somewhere else and thought it'd be fun!

This is a really funny game that isn't too hard to do. If you have a really good imagination, you'll love it! The Rules are Simple:

1. The first person posts a wish.

2. The second poster grants the first wish, but with a twist so the granted wish is rendered useless. They then wish for something of thier own.

Example:
Poster #1: I wish I had a million dollars.

Poster #2: Granted, but you get it in pennies.

I'll start:

I wish for a police car.

Granted...But you have to become a police officer

Wish:I wish to pass my math class

Granted... BUT, you have to study!! haha

I wish i was a princes!! =)

Granted but you never find a prince.

Wish: I wish I was rich

Granted... But you have to steal the money from a first-class cassino

Wish: I wish I could get a baby turtle

Granted....But that includes you

Wish: to have all the manga I want

Granted...But you need to save more for souveniors =D.

Wish: To feel comfortable in my own skin.

Granted : but you're now 1 foot tall

I wish i could fly!

Granted. but you have to learn how to pilot an airplane first

i wish i could go anywhere i wanted

Granted : But you have to walk there!

I wish i had a million chocolate buttons.

Granted: But they're going to melt in the sun

I wish I could be invisible when I want to be.

Granted..but now your blind

Wish: To be successful in life.

I already am clumsy haha XD

Granted: But now you can't physically write

Wish: To be more outgoing

Granted: But now you can't spend it

Wish: To not be so stressed out

Granted: But now you are so carefree that you fail school/lose your jobs/ect.

I Wish: I could read minds.

Granted... but all the thoughts are in a language you can't understand.

I wish I could play the piano

Granted but now you only have one finger.

I wish all my (sweet) dreams will come true!

Granted, but now all your (sweet) dreams have become your worst nightmares.

I wish I could move out of my parents' house.

Granted but they are moving with you.

I wish i can have a bunny (*.*)

Granted, but the bunny is rabid and has to put down.

I wish for a pirate.

Granted: but first be a captain of a ship

wish i was emo

Granted: but you have to cut yourself with a spoon.

i wish i was famous

Granted : But you are famous for murdering 200 people, and are hunted forever.

I wish i knew a murderer.

Granted but you wont be able to stop dancing

I wish i can save all the animals who's in need =)

Granted: But now you have a group of 100,000 loud, 300-feet tall, obnoctious, half wild animal, three-fourths humanoid, story spoilers following you wherever you go.

Wish: The Earth would turn green from flying plankton that slowly drip alcoholic sweet candy rejuvinating herbal tonic. =P

Granted: But whole world including you die of diabetes.
Wish: TO DIE AND GO TO HELL

Granted: After you have killed your best friend

Wish: To grow a pear tree (IDK trying to make it more open lol)

Granted, but all the fruit is mouldy.

I wish i had the world biggest cigarette!

Granted: but only when you're in it

Wish: I wish i could fly

Granted, but you cant control it and end up flying into space.

I wish i had smaller feet.

Granted but now you have bigger hands!

I wish i was a beautiful rose who heals sick ppl, let money grow for poor ppl, can make food for hungry ppl and can sing a crying baby to sleep without ever dying!!!! =D

Granted, everyone tries to hold you .. your thorns are deadly and they all die. Plus - a dog just peed on you.

I wish i knew the meaning of life.

Awww *dries pee* damn dog!!

Granted but now youre gonna die!!!

I wish i could breathe underwater with sharks and whales and deadly fish swiming around me who wont harm me and that i could talk to them and be friends with them!!

Granted, but a Japanese whaler mistakes you for a huge tuna fish and spears you. (No offence intended for any Japanese whalers on here)

I wish i could have 1 day completely alone!

Tuna??? lol!!!

Granted but then you will forget how to speak

I wish my life was a fairytale without any bad stuff + a happy ending with my gorgeous prince charming!!

Granted, but your prince charming ends up being gay.

I wish I could act

Granted but no one likes you

I wish i was happy again!!

Granted, you're now the happiest person alive. Because everyone else is dead!

I wish i could speak a different language

Granted but you will forget your language and wont be able to talk to your friends and family..

I wish i was the brightest star in the night sky!

Granted but it is cloudy everynight
I wish my project was done