Brain Teaser

Anyone that dares .. Answer these questions.

Answers will be posted tomorrow.

1. How many animals of each species did Moses take into the ark?

2. Some months have 31 days; some have 30; how many have 28?

3. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10?

4. If a doctor gave three tablets and told you to take one every half hour;
How long would they last?

5. How far can a dog run into the woods?

6. A man built a rectangular house, with each side having a southern exposure.
A bear came wandering up; what colour was the bear?

7. If you are alone in a deserted house at night, and there was a lamp, fire wood and a candle, and you only have one match; which would you light first?

8. How many birthdays does the average man have?

9. Why can't a man living in York be buried west of the Trent?

10. How much soil, to the nearest square inch, is there in a 2' x 2' x 4' hole?

11. If two monkeys sit in the corner of a room and look at another two in the next corner, and so on for the other corners; how many monkeys could say that they were looking at other monkeys?

12. Is it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister?

13. If you drove a bus leaving Waterloo with 40 passengers, and dropped off 7, and picked up two at the Aldwych. Stopped at Holborn and picked up 10, went onto St Paul's, dropped off 4 and picked up 5, and then went back to the terminal, what would the driver's name be ?

14. Take 2 apples from 3 apples and what do you have?

15. A field is in a triangle with all sides equal. When the farmer cuts the edge on the first two sides they take 1 hour 20 minutes each. The third takes 80 minutes. Why?

16. Tommy's mother has three children. Which one is missing?

1p - Penny
3p -
5p - Bob

17. If you have two coins totaling 11 pence; and one of them is not a 10p piece, what are the two coins ?

18. Which country has a 4th July; the UK, the US or France?

19. How many sides are there on a circle?

Good Luck

~Pete.

1. How many animals of each species did Moses take into the ark?
Moses wasnt in the ark =P Noah was, silly!! =)

2. Some months have 31 days; some have 30; how many have 28?
12

3. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10?
25

4. If a doctor gave three tablets and told you to take one every half hour;
How long would they last?
A few seconds

5. How far can a dog run into the woods?
Only half way

6. A man built a rectangular house, with each side having a southern exposure.
A bear came wandering up; what colour was the bear?
Brown..

7. If you are alone in a deserted house at night, and there was a lamp, fire wood and a candle, and you only have one match; which would you light first?
Uhm, i think id light the match first..

8. How many birthdays does the average man have?
One

9. Why can't a man living in York be buried west of the Trent?
Coz he needs to die first..

10. How much soil, to the nearest square inch, is there in a 2' x 2' x 4' hole?
How must i know??

11. If two monkeys sit in the corner of a room and look at another two in the next corner, and so on for the other corners; how many monkeys could say that they were looking at other monkeys?
2

12. Is it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister?
Ya i think so coz if he loves her, why not!! =D

13. If you drove a bus leaving Waterloo with 40 passengers, and dropped off 7, and picked up two at the Aldwych. Stopped at Holborn and picked up 10, went onto St Paul's, dropped off 4 and picked up 5, and then went back to the terminal, what would the driver's name be ?
Angel =)

14. Take 2 apples from 3 apples and what do you have?
2 apples

15. A field is in a triangle with all sides equal. When the farmer cuts the edge on the first two sides they take 1 hour 20 minutes each. The third takes 80 minutes. Why?
Well its still the same..

16. Tommy's mother has three children. Which one is missing?

1p - Penny
3p - Tommy =]
5p - Bob

17. If you have two coins totaling 11 pence; and one of them is not a 10p piece, what are the two coins ?
Uhm...

18. Which country has a 4th July; the UK, the US or France?
All 3 of them =P

19. How many sides are there on a circle?
One

So far..
Amanda - 13/19
Britt - 13/19
Angel - 11/19

1. How many animals of each species did Moses take into the ark?
None. Noah had the ark.

2. Some months have 31 days; some have 30; how many have 28?
All.

3. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10?
70

4. If a doctor gave three tablets and told you to take one every half hour;
How long would they last?
1 hour

5. How far can a dog run into the woods?
Half way, then he's running out.

6. A man built a rectangular house, with each side having a southern exposure.
A bear came wandering up; what colour was the bear?
White.

7. If you are alone in a deserted house at night, and there was a lamp, fire wood and a candle, and The match

8. How many birthdays does the average man have?
One

9. Why can't a man living in York be buried west of the Trent?
He’s still alive

10. How much soil, to the nearest square inch, is there in a 2' x 2' x 4' hole?
None. It’s a hole.

11. If two monkeys sit in the corner of a room and look at another two in the next corner, and so on for the other corners; how many monkeys could say that they were looking at other monkeys?
8

12. Is it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister?
No. He is already dead.

13. If you drove a bus leaving Waterloo with 40 passengers, and dropped off 7, and picked up two at the Aldwych. Stopped at Holborn and picked up 10, went onto St Paul's, dropped off 4 and picked up 5, and then went back to the terminal, what would the driver's name be ?
Romantic Lover

14. Take 2 apples from 3 apples and what do you have?
Two apples

15. A field is in a triangle with all sides equal. When the farmer cuts the edge on the first two sides they take 1 hour 20 minutes each. The third takes 80 minutes. Why?
80 minutes is the same as 1 hour 20 minutes

16. Tommy's mother has three children. Which one is missing?
Tommy

17. If you have two coins totaling 11 pence; and one of them is not a 10p piece, what are the two coins ?
The other is a 10p piece and one is a 1p piece

18. Which country has a 4th July; the UK, the US or France?
All of them

19. How many sides are there on a circle?
2. The side you are facing and the other side.

1. How many animals of each species did Moses take into the ark?
two.

2. Some months have 31 days; some have 30; how many have 28?
one.

3. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10?
25. . .

4. If a doctor gave three tablets and told you to take one every half hour;
How long would they last?
1.5 hours.

5. How far can a dog run into the woods?
well. ... ... half way. because he's then going out?

6. A man built a rectangular house, with each side having a southern exposure.
A bear came wandering up; what colour was the bear?
LOL. Brown?

7. If you are alone in a deserted house at night, and there was a lamp, fire wood and a candle, and you only have one match; which would you light first?
let's hope the match.

8. How many birthdays does the average man have?
WE TALKED ABOUT THIS THE OTHER DAY.
One. (:

9. Why can't a man living in York be buried west of the Trent?
hahahahaha. he's living. (:

10. How much soil, to the nearest square inch, is there in a 2' x 2' x 4' hole?
LOL. 16???

11. If two monkeys sit in the corner of a room and look at another two in the next corner, and so on for the other corners; how many monkeys could say that they were looking at other monkeys?
two monkeys because the other monkey's aren't looking at monkeys right?

12. Is it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister?
he can't... he's dead. lol.

13. If you drove a bus leaving Waterloo with 40 passengers, and dropped off 7, and picked up two at the Aldwych. Stopped at Holborn and picked up 10, went onto St Paul's, dropped off 4 and picked up 5, and then went back to the terminal, what would the driver's name be ?
TERIA. because that's me.

14. Take 2 apples from 3 apples and what do you have?
one apple.

15. A field is in a triangle with all sides equal. When the farmer cuts the edge on the first two sides they take 1 hour 20 minutes each. The third takes 80 minutes. Why?
Uh... MINUTES. there's 80 mins in 1.20 hours.

16. Tommy's mother has three children. Which one is missing?
Tommy.

1p - Penny
3p -
5p - Bob

17. If you have two coins totaling 11 pence; and one of them is not a 10p piece, what are the two coins ?
well the other is a 10p therefore a 1p and a 10p

18. Which country has a 4th July; the UK, the US or France?
They all do..

19. How many sides are there on a circle?
THERE AREN'T ANY!

1. How many animals of each species did Moses take into the ark?
0

2. Some months have 31 days; some have 30; how many have 28?

12 months

3. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10?

70 of course :)

4. If a doctor gave three tablets and told you to take one every half hour;
How long would they last?

1.5 hours

5. How far can a dog run into the woods?

half way. then he is running out of the woods

6. A man built a rectangular house, with each side having a southern exposure.
A bear came wandering up; what colour was the bear?

white

7. If you are alone in a deserted house at night, and there was a lamp, fire wood and a candle, and you only have one match; which would you light first?

the match

8. How many birthdays does the average man have?

uhh... 1

9. Why can't a man living in York be buried west of the Trent?

because he is living

10. How much soil, to the nearest square inch, is there in a 2' x 2' x 4' hole?

8 square inches

11. If two monkeys sit in the corner of a room and look at another two in the next corner, and so on for the other corners; how many monkeys could say that they were looking at other monkeys?

depends on how many monkeys there were in the room

12. Is it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister?

he is dead there for her can not marry his widows sister

13. If you drove a bus leaving Waterloo with 40 passengers, and dropped off 7, and picked up two at the Aldwych. Stopped at Holborn and picked up 10, went onto St Paul's, dropped off 4 and picked up 5, and then went back to the terminal, what would the driver's name be ?

14. Take 2 apples from 3 apples and what do you have?

1 apple

15. A field is in a triangle with all sides equal. When the farmer cuts the edge on the first two sides they take 1 hour 20 minutes each. The third takes 80 minutes. Why?

because 1 hour 20 minutes is the same as 80 minutes

16. Tommy's mother has three children. Which one is missing?

1p - Penny
3p - Tommy
5p - Bob

17. If you have two coins totaling 11 pence; and one of them is not a 10p piece, what are the two coins ?

10cents and 1 sencts. because only one of them is not a 10 cents peice

18. Which country has a 4th July; the UK, the US or France?

U.S.A

19. How many sides are there on a circle?

zero sides

1. How many animals of each species did Moses take into the ark? none, it was Noah

2. Some months have 31 days; some have 30; how many have 28? They all have 28

3. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10? 70

4. If a doctor gave three tablets and told you to take one every half hour;
How long would they last? 1 hour

5. How far can a dog run into the woods? only half way, then he'd be running out

6. A man built a rectangular house, with each side having a southern exposure.
A bear came wandering up; what colour was the bear? He's at the north pole so it would be a white polar bear.

7. If you are alone in a deserted house at night, and there was a lamp, fire wood and a candle, and you only have one match; which would you light first? The match, noe of the others will light without it.

8. How many birthdays does the average man have? just one, he just celebrated it over and over.

9. Why can't a man living in York be buried west of the Trent? because he's alive!

10. How much soil, to the nearest square inch, is there in a 2' x 2' x 4' hole? none.. it's all laying on the ground beside it.

11. If two monkeys sit in the corner of a room and look at another two in the next corner, and so on for the other corners; how many monkeys could say that they were looking at other monkeys? none, monkeys don't talk

12. Is it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister?
nope, he's a corpse!

13. If you drove a bus leaving Waterloo with 40 passengers, and dropped off 7, and picked up two at the Aldwych. Stopped at Holborn and picked up 10, went onto St Paul's, dropped off 4 and picked up 5, and then went back to the terminal, what would the driver's name be ? Ann!

14. Take 2 apples from 3 apples and what do you have? I took two apples, so I have two apples.

15. A field is in a triangle with all sides equal. When the farmer cuts the edge on the first two sides they take 1 hour 20 minutes each. The third takes 80 minutes. Why? because 1 hr 20 min IS 80 minutes.

16. Tommy's mother has three children. Which one is missing?

1p - Penny
3p - TOMMY
5p - Bob

17. If you have two coins totaling 11 pence; and one of them is not a 10p piece, what are the two coins ? 10p and 1p. the 1p is not a 10p!

18. Which country has a 4th July; the UK, the US or France? they all have a fourth day in July.

19. How many sides are there on a circle?
2 - either inside and outside, or top and bottom, or front and back

1. How many animals of each species did Moses take into the ark?
Noah took the animals, not Moses.

2. Some months have 31 days; some have 30; how many have 28?
All of them!

3. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10?
70.

4. If a doctor gave three tablets and told you to take one every half hour;
How long would they last?
one hour.

5. How far can a dog run into the woods?
halfway, then he runs out.

6. A man built a rectangular house, with each side having a southern exposure.
A bear came wandering up; what colour was the bear?
if all the sides are facing south hes at the north pole, so its a white bear.

7. If you are alone in a deserted house at night, and there was a lamp, fire wood and a candle, and you only have one match; which would you light first?
the match, so you can light everything else.

8. How many birthdays does the average man have?
one, hes only born once.

9. Why can't a man living in York be buried west of the Trent?
because hes still living.

10. How much soil, to the nearest square inch, is there in a 2' x 2' x 4' hole?
none, you dug it out.

11. If two monkeys sit in the corner of a room and look at another two in the next corner, and so on for the other corners; how many monkeys could say that they were looking at other monkeys?
since when do monkeys speak?

12. Is it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister?
no, hes already dead.

13. If you drove a bus leaving Waterloo with 40 passengers, and dropped off 7, and picked up two at the Aldwych. Stopped at Holborn and picked up 10, went onto St Paul's, dropped off 4 and picked up 5, and then went back to the terminal, what would the driver's name be ?
Allanah.

14. Take 2 apples from 3 apples and what do you have?
I'd have two apples if i took them from someone else, if i took them from myself id still have three apples.

15. A field is in a triangle with all sides equal. When the farmer cuts the edge on the first two sides they take 1 hour 20 minutes each. The third takes 80 minutes. Why?
one hour and twenty minutes equals eighty minutes.

16. Tommy's mother has three children. Which one is missing?

1p - Penny
3p - tommy. its still his mom.
5p - Bob

17. If you have two coins totaling 11 pence; and one of them is not a 10p piece, what are the two coins ?
10 and 1. the 1 is not a ten.

18. Which country has a 4th July; the UK, the US or France?
all of them have a July fourth.

19. How many sides are there on a circle?
2 - Inside and outside.

HeeHee.
Ann Marie and Allanah both got the perfectimundo 19/19; but seeing as Ann Marie answered them all correctly first .. she wins.

Now we can see what it takes to be a moderator .. some lateral thinking. :D

Congrats Ann Marie, you win a lifetime supply of hapiness.

(^^ ,)

Lol, thank you thank you!!

. How many animals of each species did Moses take into the ark? none it was noah

2. Some months have 31 days; some have 30; how many have 28? 1

3. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10? 25

4. If a doctor gave three tablets and told you to take one every half hour;
How long would they last?1.5 hours

5. How far can a dog run into the woods? until he hits a tree

6. A man built a rectangular house, with each side having a southern exposure.
A bear came wandering up; what colour was the bear? i dunno

7. If you are alone in a deserted house at night, and there was a lamp, fire wood and a candle, and you only have one match; which would you light first? the candle

8. How many birthdays does the average man have? 70

9. Why can't a man living in York be buried west of the Trent? ??

10. How much soil, to the nearest square inch, is there in a 2' x 2' x 4' hole? ??

11. If two monkeys sit in the corner of a room and look at another two in the next corner, and so on for the other corners; how many monkeys could say that they were looking at other monkeys?

12. Is it legal for a man to marry his widow's sister?

13. If you drove a bus leaving Waterloo with 40 passengers, and dropped off 7, and picked up two at the Aldwych. Stopped at Holborn and picked up 10, went onto St Paul's, dropped off 4 and picked up 5, and then went back to the terminal, what would the driver's name be ?

14. Take 2 apples from 3 apples and what do you have?

15. A field is in a triangle with all sides equal. When the farmer cuts the edge on the first two sides they take 1 hour 20 minutes each. The third takes 80 minutes. Why?

16. Tommy's mother has three children. Which one is missing?tommy

1p - Penny
3p - doesn't exist
5p - Bob

17. If you have two coins totaling 11 pence; and one of them is not a 10p piece, what are the two coins ?

18. Which country has a 4th July; the UK, the US or France? all of them

19. How many sides are there on a circle? 1