18 yr old threaten if not kissed! HELP!!

I agree with Britt on this one.

And so what if you haven't gotten your kiss yet. She should be glad you ain't out there having sex like mostly everyone else is and not getting STDs and all that.

^ Haha, ain't that the truth?

Man.. I seriously hate it when people do things like that. Your mom laughing at you is childish, my mom is the same way and it really pisses me off. I guess there's not really much to do now, is your mom going to back off of you or what? Whenever she told you,"What love life?" I would have said,"The one I'll have whenever I'm ready that you need to back the **** out of!"

LOL. erm. That's some situation you're in.
Uh. yeah, I go with the fake boyfriend or 'Lady friend' idea. :)