Funny sms-Time to show your caliber

Hi ppl out there, this is the right and ultimate thread to post your own creative funny messages or sms. Post as many sms as you can.

Follow the rules please.

1. No plagiarism, you should not post any sms borrowed or taken from the net or any other source.

2. You may use broken or formal language

3. Do not use any explicit language

4. All the messeges must be in ENGLISH language

5. Every sms must have Hilarity or Humor

6. The content and the beauty of the sms carries more weightage.

Reward system

1. Those who post 5 funny (own) messages will get a free comment and vote from Fsams.

2. Those who post 10 funny (own) messages will get two free comments and votes from Fsams.

*I would like you to PM me when you have submitted 5 sms.

For further clarifications and queries please PM me

So lets get it started :)

Hi, again this is my first own funny sms.

Step 1, send the following text to your buddies and wait for a reply

"What will you do if you got a chance to make your own world record, please select a number..1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10."

Now when he/she replys follow step two

Step 2

Now send these answers

1. Fart 100 times
2. Blow a balloon with the nose
3. Swallow a bucket of saliva
4. Eat custard with pus
5. Marry 100 girls/boys
6. Sniff the worst stench for an hour
7. Do nothing l:0
8. Do an ice-cream facial
9. Send this sms to 100 ppl
10. Yell at me "Idoit" 1000 times

Hey guys what happened?? It seems that no one is interested ????? :0

I guess this thread is in vein :(

Well my best one to date is when me and Marcus spent ages building a monket out of brackets and dashes on the screen and then sent to our friend having written underneath; "You flash b***ard, your mobile has a mirror!"

=)

Interesting! Gem :)

Any one interested????

No one has ever written a funny msg?? Come on people! lol

I'm really confused

I guess poets are creative!!!!!

Queen, that itself sounds like funny :D

Oks ppl Iv got to to!!! C ya all laterrrrr :)

*Hugs*