favourite line in a movie?

ok...i have 2

potc- "you like pain...try wearing a corset" hahaha go keira knightley!!! lol!

princess diaries-"why me?"
"you saw me when i was invisible" awwwwwww *sniffle* *wipe tear from eye* *sniffle...again*

~Edited out!~

From "the Prophecy", the angel Gabriel [ played with outstanding vitriol by Christopher Walken ] is talking to a little boy who asks him the meaning of life, to which he replies grinning.

"Study your math kid....key to the universe"

Class.

hmm i cant think of my fave right now.. but one i like is:

"Do you have an appointment?!" from the terminal with tom hanks.. i really like that movie

Zoolander:

So I'm repelling down Mt. Vesuvius when suddenly I slip and I start to fall, I mean, I'm about to die. Just falling, ahhh ahhh I'll never forget the terror. When suddenly I remember, 'Holy shit, Hansel, Haven't you been smoking peyote for six straight days...and couldn't some of this maybe be in your mind?' and...? It was. I was totally fine. I've never even been to Mt. Vesuvius!

movie: dirty dancing
Line:
"nobody puts baby in a corner"

pirates of the carribbean: "STOP BLOWING HOLES IN MY SHIP"

and from Harry potter (cuz Im a geek) "You'll pay for this! You and your chicken!"

From Lord of the Rings -

"No man can kill me!" *takes off helmet to reveal Eomer (a woman)*
"I am no man!" *Stabs him in the face*

~Ciao Lipton

ahh i lobe the 10 things i hate about you..

Crazy Beautiful

Your crazy.. your beautiful..

I love the "Stop blowing holes in my ship!!"

Oh my wow, so many good ones!!

Mine is from Return of the King (LOTR)..

Legolas takes like two full minutes to take down an elephant like thing.

Gimli : "Only counts as one"

LOL my friend Jeremy's fav.

Star Trek Wrath of Khan (i think)

"KHAAAAAN!!!!!"

Just about line from Monty Python and the Holy Grail is priceless..mainly the ones involving swallows...or..

"WITCH! BURN HER! BUUURN HER!!"

Nookie

Incognito...thats a class quote...what a great film.

"I'm going to take that gun, stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger til it goes click"

Jesus from The Big Lebowski.

Hmmm....
Men in Black
'The difference between you and me, is I make this look good'

and another one that isn't really from a real movie, it was more like a T.V. series,
Jonathon Creek
(A girl is in bed enjoying sexual intercourse with a man)
'God, oh God, God' She screams out,
Duncan procter walks in and says
'I'm sorry, were you praying?'

Those are the only two I can remember at the moment,

Well this isn't a movie but its on the show ion Seinfeild..When they were talking about "shrinkage"..And elane was like "it shrinks"?
And Jerry goes "Like a frightened turtle" LMAO!

Ya know what they were talking about right?? WHen A guy gets out of a pool and its cold outside?? Lol I love it!

"Frankly my dear i dont give a damn" Gone With The Wind - I love that line its great!

Janet-"What have you done with Brad?"
Frank N. Furter-"Nothing, Why do you think I should?" - Thats probably one of those ones you have to watch to find it funny but I love The Rocky Horror Picture Show and line always cracks me up lol

I like "We're not so different you and I......" from the Austin Powers series because the scene that goes along with it in Gold Member is hella funny.

Also I like "Bloody Pirates!" from POTC when the good guys steal the pirates ship and then the pirates say that I dunno I just find it funny.

Cryptic

IVE THOUGHT OF ANOTHER ONE!!!

the italian job--your only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!!! heehee

TITANIC

rose: i'll never let go jack

(then she practically pushes his head down into the sea)

ha ha ha

the movie chicago
"i guess you could sat we broke up because if artisic differences he sa himself alive and i saw him dead"
and
"he ran into my knife... he ran into my knife 11 times"

I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve.

Bilbo
LOTR fellowship of the ring

"If Andrew gets up, we'll all get up...it'll be anarchy!!!"

From the BEST movie....The Breakfast Club

"Katie: I think I'm in love with a retard!

Boon: Is he bigger than me?"

from Animal House

Jules: Wanna know what I'm buyin' Ringo?
Pumpkin: What?
Jules: Your life. I'm givin' you that money so I don't hafta kill your ass. You read the Bible?
Pumpkin: Not regularly.
Jules: There's a passage I got memorized. Ezekiel 25:17. "The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you." I been sayin' that shit for years. And if you ever heard it, it meant your ass. I never really questioned what it meant. I thought it was just a cold-blooded thing to say to a motherfucker before you popped a cap in his ass. But I saw some shit this mornin' made me think twice. Now I'm thinkin': it could mean you're the evil man. And I'm the righteous man. And Mr. 9mm here, he's the shepherd protecting my righteous ass in the valley of darkness. Or it could be you're the righteous man and I'm the shepherd and it's the world that's evil and selfish. I'd like that. But that shit ain't the truth. The truth is you're the weak. And I'm the tyranny of evil men. But I'm tryin', Ringo. I'm tryin' real hard to be a shepherd.

Pulp Fiction

Sorry gotta post another one.

Vincent: I ain't saying it's right. But you're saying a foot massage don't mean nothing, and I'm saying it does. Now look, I've given a million ladies a million foot massages, and they all meant something. We act like they don't, but they do, and that's what's so fucking cool about them. There's a sensuous thing going on where you don't talk about it, but you know it, she knows it, fucking Marsellus knew it, and Antoine should have fucking known better. I mean, that's his fucking wife, man, he can't be expected to have a sense of humor about that shit. You know what I'm saying?
Jules: That's an interesting point.

Pulp Fiction

The Ring:
"7 days"
Sixth Sense:
"I see dead people."
And that guy took my Tombstone one CURSE YOU!

This is actually from a tv show but...
T.V show- "Angel".
Angel and Wesley are having a conversation about him (angel) seeing Darla.

angel- And I'm not crazy!

wesley- where did you see her?

angel- right between the clown and the giant talking hotdog!

I laughed at that scene so many times.

fight club
"it's when you lose everything, you are free to do anything"

ummm ok this ones not from a movie its from Buffy but its when shes fighting with spike.

Spike: just tell me there is a chance some tinny bit o hope that maybe one day you could love me.
Buffy: Spike, the only chance you had with me was when i was unconieous.
Spike:why in the bleening *ell do you *itches delite in torchering me.What in bloody *ell does a man have to do?

sry i just think its funny.
and true

"do you want me to tell you or would you like me to ge tyou a box"
-legolas, lord of the rings, the two towers

"BUT WHY IS THE RUM GONE"- jack sparrow, pirate of the (oh hell you know it and i cant spell it, lol)

* Almost any line from "Priates Of The Caribean"
* "Ding dong, the witch is dead, which old witch?! The wicked witch! Ding dong, the wicked witch is dead!" - Wizard of OZ.
* Shrek- "Say some crazy line!"
Pinochio- "Like what?"
Donkey- "Say something like...you're wearing womans underwear"
Pinochio- "I'm wearing woman's underwear."
-Nothin happens-
Shrek- "Are you?"
Pinochio- "No!"
-Nose Grows- -Shrek 2. (My favorites)

* "SHUT UP!" -Princess Diaries 2.
* "Ahhh! Waht the hell is that?! It's crawling up my ass!" -Evolution. (My friend Nicks Favorites.)

* "Hakuna mattata" -Lion King.
* "Ellioottt" -ET (Brother's Favorites.)

* "If Andrew gets up, we'll all get up, It'll be anarchy" -Breakfast Club. (My friend Sammys Favorite.)

Think I'll stop there...but If I ever watch anymore movies, I'll be back.

ps. I might be wrong about the who says what in the' Shrek 2' one, and that might not be the exact wording, I forget exactly how it went...

ROTK:
Witch King: No man can kill me!
Eowyn: *pulls off her helmet* I am no man.
~*~
Gimli: I never thought I'd die fighting side-by-side with an elf.
Legolas: How about side-by-side with a friend?
Gimli: Ay. That I can do.
~*~
Mulan:
Grandma: Great. She brought home a sword. If you ask me she shouda brought home a ma--
Shang: Excuse me. Does Mulan live here?
*grandma and mom point, speechless*
Grandma: Ooh. Sign me up for the next war.

LOL. Those are just the quotes from my two favourite movies. Muahahaha. Peace out.

How to lose a guy in ten days

"It was our love fern, and you let it die!"
LMAO I LOVE IT!

My favorite line has to be from Pirates of the Carribean:
"But why is the rum gone?!?"

"Ill be back"

the new phantom of the opera when minnie driver goes.---"and i 'ate may 'at"

Okay, this is rather long, but it's my favourite quote from any movie I've ever seen..

Loki, Dogma

"Through the Looking Glass". That poem, "The Walrus and the Carpenter" that's an indictment of organized religion. The walrus, with his girth and his good nature, he obviously represents either Buddha, or... or with his tusk, the Hindu elephant god, Lord Ganesha. That takes care of your Eastern religions. Now the carpenter, which is an obvious reference to Jesus Christ, who was raised a carpenter's son, he represents the Western religions. Now in the poem, what do they do... what do they do? They... They dupe all these oysters into following them and then proceed to shuck and devour the helpless creatures en masse. I don't know what that says to you, but to me it says that following these faiths based on mythological figures ensure the destruction of one's inner-being. Organized religion destroys who we are by inhibiting our actions... by inhibiting our decisions, out of... out of fear of some... some intangible parent figure who... who shakes a finger at us from thousands of years ago and says... and says, "Do it - Do it and I'll f***ing spank you."

from The Queen of the Damned

Lestat: "You are beautiful to me because you're human. Your frailty. Your short years. Your heart. ... All that suddenly seems more precious to me than anything I have ever known"

I love movies so there's heaps of quotes I like but, right now, it's a complete blank.

Ok,

*achoo* Aw, I'm sorry, I'm allergic to bullsh!t
- Will Smith I,Robot

Pirates:
-I'm disinclined to acquiesce to your request. Means "no."- Barbossa

-Norrington: No additional shot nor powder, a compass that doesn't point north,
[looks at Jack's sword]
Norrington: and I half expected it to be made of wood. You are without a doubt the worst pirate I've ever heard of.
Jack Sparrow: But you have heard of me.

and i cant think of any other right now.

BAD BOYS 2

When he opens the door to his daughter date..ahahahah and him and will smith go wacked out on him and when they ask "how old are you? and the boy says 15 and he was like mother fu--er you look 30 ludacris mother f--ker ahaha i never laughed soo hard...

TOP GUN

"I have the need for speed"

"Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn." - Gone with The Wind

The 2nd ranked girl: Do I look like I need the answers?
The stoner guy: You look like you need a pimp!
-THe Perfect Score (I can't remember their names, mind blank)

"As you Wish"- The Princess Bride

"There few perfect breasts in this world, it'd be a pity to ruin yours." -The Princess Bride

"I know, I know, a soldier's daughter never cries..."-A soldier's Daugher Never Cries
(That was filmed at my school)

"I love you"-Countless Movies

THe speech in American Pie about losing their virginity

"He would have an ENORMOUS schwanstucker!(sp?)" -Young Frankenstein

"IMMORTALITY, TAKE IT, IT'S YOURS!!!!" -Troy

"I'm all wet, can I come in?" -THe Girl Next Door

"Seven days....." -The Ring

"You're a fuzzy tomato! Oh! THat's what I'll call you! F.T.!" -The Return of the Killer Tomatoes

"THere's no place like home...."-The Wizard of Oz
(I got to play the WIcked Witch....)

"I'm hyperactive and hypoglycemic (sp?)...I'm a hyper hypo!!" -SNL-Mike myers and Nicole Kidman Skit

That's all for now...
xoxZoexox