Chuck Norris vs. Bruce Lee

  • Melvin LeVeque
    17 years ago

    Whom do you think would win, and why?

  • Melvin LeVeque
    17 years ago

    Yes, but student usually surpasses master

  • Melvin LeVeque
    17 years ago

    Mabey

  • Bret Higgins
    17 years ago

    Has no one seen Way of the Dragon?

  • Lethmelodis
    17 years ago

    Yeah, straight up - even in death, Bruce would win.

    Can't kill someone who's already dead, and couldn't kill him when he was alive.

    Some warped logic for ya :D

  • Cory Mastrandrea
    17 years ago

    Was this just made to instigate, or does the OP actually take each and every Chuck Norris fact as being true.

    P.S. by the way, those are jokes.

  • Melvin LeVeque
    17 years ago

    Ummm...im sorry

  • the song writer
    17 years ago

    I forget which one but in a Bruce Lee movie they fight each other, Bruce Lee wins.

    Bruce Lee is definitely superior

  • Melvin LeVeque
    17 years ago

    Well ok

  • Prophecies In Kodak
    17 years ago

    Bruce boy would karate chop Norris to the throat.

  • Melvin LeVeque
    17 years ago

    Chuck norris would round house kick him in the face first.

  • Prophecies In Kodak
    17 years ago

    Lee'd rip out his throat.

    Plain and simple.

    Round house kicks dont do that much damage to a person. I hardcore dance and have it happen all of the time. xD

  • Melvin LeVeque
    17 years ago

    Ok so chuck would lose hands down?

  • Prophecies In Kodak
    17 years ago

    Yes sir.

  • Melvin LeVeque
    17 years ago

    Well chuck would kick your ass....got an answer to that?

  • Prophecies In Kodak
    17 years ago

    No. I'll just laugh at how.. Dense your reply sounds.

    Oh, you win. Chuck would walk all over me. Aside from the fact he's a 50+ old man. And does fake stunts over t.v. (:

  • Melvin LeVeque
    17 years ago

    Lol too true, i was kiddin btw lol

  • Prophecies In Kodak
    17 years ago

    So was I. Lol.

  • Melvin LeVeque
    17 years ago

    Oh lol

  • Melvin LeVeque
    17 years ago

    Man there has been no one whom thinks chuck would win...urrrgggg mabey we should start bruce lee facts?lol

  • OMGdanielle
    17 years ago

    They say under chuck norris's beard, isn't a chin but another fist.

    haha i love family guy.

  • LoveBird99
    17 years ago

    CHUCK NORRIS!!!!!!!!!
    i just met a totally awesome person (a friend of a friend) who loves chuck norris and stuff!

    Chuck Norris doesn't wear a watch....HE decides what time it is!

    Chuck Norris doesn't get frostbite.....he BITES frost!

    When Chuck Norris was a teenager, he once impregnated every nun in a convent tucked away in the Himalaya mountains. 9 months later, the nuns all gave birth to the 1972 Miami Dolphins, the only undefeated and untied team in NFL history.

  • Kevin
    17 years ago

    Steven Seagal would have both of them, as would Jet Lee.

    But, I'd say Chuck, Bruce was good, very fast and all that...but his style was irratic. I think Chuck would take a bit of a beating trying to get around it, but he woud, or he'd grapple Bruce to the ground and waste him.

    You don't win fights with the tip tap stuff bruce did, it looked good but it's kinda useless in a real fight.

  • Kevin
    17 years ago

    If you have ever watched the UFC fights, where people are actually fighting for real....they don't really fight like Bruce Lee....they fight like Chuck Norris...you know, really simple kicks and punches, and lots of Grapple work...Bruce, though I'm sure he was fast and strong..would get hiss ass kicked in a UFC fight...if one of those guys got hold of him he would be finished...they'd take him to the ground and crush him.

    Old Chuck would do the same in a real fight I feel...he was certainly more skilled in arm and leg locks..which are not part of Kung Fu or Jeet Kun Do...no classically anyway.