Famous last words?

K well this is going to sound rather lame to you guys, but I tripped and hit my head rather hard on the cement in my house. (I should make up a story that sounds more dramatic than that, but thats the truth.) So anyway, I woke up two hours later, cold as ice. I had no clue how I got there, why, stuff like that. So I went upstairs to tell my grandma (my legal guardian). She said that I didnt look so well (no way!) and that there was blood on my face (which explains why my hair was sticky). I hate going to the hospital so I wouldnt let her take me. But Its just all getting way worse. The doctor told me that this might be it, if I cant get it fixed...then well...Ill wake up dead one day. So Im freakishly terrified. I mean not of death, but I have no last words. I want some good strong, humurous last words. Could you help me?

-Peace out-

P.S. I wasnt sure if this should go in this forum, but its making me sad and depressed, so I thought it fit.

HAHA! Thats pretty funny!

How about "''It sucks!!!" lol

Hmm right

well gandolf said this in lord of the rings (can't remember the exact words) but death is just the next adventure

Astor, Lady Nancy Witcher Langhorne (1879-1964) said:

"Am I dying or is is this my birthday?"

She spoke her last words when, on her deathbed, she momentarily awoke to find herself surrounded by her entire family.

Henry, O. (William Sidney Porter) (1862-1910) said:

"Don't turn down the light. I'm afraid to go home in the dark."

Beecher, Henry Ward (1813-1887) said:

"Now comes the mystery."

Edison, Thomas A. (1847-1931) said:

"It's very beautiful over there."

Don't cry for me, because now at long last I will find peace.

At least thats what I would say......

"You say tomato, I say tamato"

probably something I would do

My last words would be

I love you take care of my family and il look over to the person i hate n struggle to pull the rude finger and then die lol

Haha! All of you guys are so creative. Ill probably die laughing because of all the things I could be saying. Ill start to say something then remember how funny it is, laugh and die. You guys all rock.