The Ask A Ninja Game!

First person asks a ninja a question and the second person answers it to the best of their ninja abilities before asking a question of their own! Make it fun! <3

ex from a youtube parody:

Can ninjas fall in love?
No. We glide into love glacefully with two swords drawn!

When does a ninja sleep?

Ninjas arent capeable of sleeping because theyr always watching for danger...right?

do ninjas wear anything under their ninja suits?

No. They protect eachother and save oneanother.

Do ninja's have dreams?

They would need to sleep to have dreams. :-)

do ninga's like banana bread with toast?

No. They prefer peanut butter so that when they're on the go they can just stick it to their chest and take off.

Do ninjas use pickup lines? If so, what are they?

No. They're too focused on the mission (Unless you're sakura)

Do ninja's smile for the one they love?

Yes, for the ones they love and when they kill someone they hated a lot...

if a ninja marries another ninja, do their children have to be ninjas?

No. A ninja is a ninja by choice, therefore their child would have a choice (But c'mon, who doesn't wanna be a nnja?)

Does a ninja have to prove how good they are?

Of course! when a rival ninja comes to pee on his territory they have a ninja contest to see who is the dominant male/female by either playing go fish or hand to hand combat! saw it on animal planet XD

do ninjas wear shoes?

Lol ^_^ Yes they do. They commonly wear a traditional Japanese sandal.

Do ninja's have cool weapons??

They have swords with pretty dragons on them! yay!

do ninjas know everything?

YEAH!!!!!! JK. No, they don't, because then not a single ninja would be KIA. *tear*

Oh, about the weapons, some ninja use Shuriken, kunai knives, and fie bombs. Things like flash bombs are also used and variations of the kunai and shuriken are available ^_^

Does a ninja love me??

Lol i dont actually know anything about ninjas so sorry if im offending anyone...

and yes a ninja loves you and tonight, they will come to your bedroom window and sneak in to propose to you and youll say YES!

AM I...A NINJA?

YES YOU ARE!!!!!!! *happy dances* HURRAY!! ^_^

OMG!! I'd love that so much!!!!!!!!! ^_^

You're not offending me!! ^_^ I just felt like saying that cause I have no life ^.-

Do ninja's have expired milk in their fridges??

No. Ninjas hold the power of never needing to drink. Therefore no need for milk. Or a fridge.

Do ninjas secretly wish they were pirates?

No because pirates smell funny.

are ninjas irish?

No, a ninja once visited Ireland - but ended up drunk on guinness.

Do ninjas eat fast food?

Of course ninjas eat fast food. I remember the time I was battling the burpers. For those that don't know what a burper is take a giant burger combined with a mini van and armed with unlimited sporks.

Do ninjas dress in any other color besides black?

Yes, Ninjas also dress in very dark shades of purple and very dark blues.

What do Ninjas do to relax?

They read Make-out Paradise!!!! (That's what Kakashi does, at least ^_^)

Do ninja's have pets??

Ninjas often name their shuriken and groom them as pets.

Do ninja's wear Pj's to bed?

Lol ^_^

Yes they do! Cause if not, then their outfits would be really dirty

Am I a Ninja??

I'm afraid you are not. In the Ninja Outline Code, "if one must ask the question, one is not yet a Ninja."

Can ninjas see in the dark?

Yes because they must be able to defend themselves and their comrads in any situation. Light or dark

Awww... well then, I AM A NINJA!

Does a ninja regret anything?

A ninja should not waste time on regret, regret is to dwell on the past.

What is a ninjas favourite type of sword?

Ninja's don't use swords. They use Kunai knives and Shuriken ^.-

Do ninja's have enemies?

Ninjas have many enemies, of all different forms. Not many enemies survive an encounter.

Do ninjas have first aid knowledge?

No they dont need first aid because they never get hurt....ever....

can ninjas sing opera?

Nope ^.- Othwise it might tempt them to sing in the middle of a mission

Do ninja's have stuffed animals??

Yes, but they only use them for target practice

do ninjas have a sercret identity?

No, they are only ninjas

do ninjas have friends?

Yeah!! I'm a ninja's friend, so of course ^_^

Do ninja's ever wear tutu's??

Omg lol
only ninjas in erica land

whats a ninjas favorite food?

EXPIRED MILK!!!!!! Lol

What do ninja's play when their sensei's are gone??

No one knows accept for the ninjas since no one is ever there to witness it! aha!

how do you become a ninja?

TRAIN! Reallt hard ^_^

Does a ninja ever fall in love with their teacher??

No, it is stricly agaisnt the law xD

do ninjas trip on air?

(ninja fact: a ninjas secret identity is sacred, not even their parents know, even if the ninja is still living in their parents basment.

xD i got that off a poster, i'm gunna go buy it and i'll tell you guys the rest)

First of all, ninjas don't trip, they're highly trained so that they don't make rookie mistakes like that.

And secondly, ninjas can move so fast that the air can pass through them as though they were never there.

Sneaky huh?

Do ninjas like water?

If they didn't, water wouldn't still exist... (think about it)

How much sleep do ninjas need?

Enough

What is the circumference of a moose?

(Yes, taken directly from a the podcasts)