Do You Know The Muffin Man?

I was asked this question as a child. I just wanted to set the record straight that I have never known the muffin man or have been affiliated with him in any way.

I know the muffin man =)

He's a control freak =P

Yeah, he's soft and squishy

Lmao, and he doesn't like being poked either =)

At least you only got a hug, i got the coffee over my head! It's too much to resist though, he may as well have a sign saying, poke me, you know you want to! =P

I bet you know where he lives then. I have heard that there is an APB out on him.

We may never know what happened to the muffin man. He could go down as a Xfiles like the missing hole in a donut.

Oo, forget poking him then, lol. I don't goo all over me =P

I don't know the muffin man personally, but he lives on drury lane if u want to visit.
oh, and I'll let you in on a secret, she's married to the muffin man, just to let u know...

Oh man yea me and the muffin man go wayyyyy back. we went to highschool together, we had a band, we got a couple of gigs, but he got preocupied after a while, we broke up about two years after that. my life isnt complete without him,!!!!!!!!!!!!!! so muffin man or as i always called him, dave if you read this please call me. my number is 1-800-iea-tyou

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Tpam^ there is no end to the muffin man...or this thread

I know, thats wh i was asking...ty for clearing that up for me.

I know, thats wh i was asking...ty for clearing that up for me.

What's with all the posts? o.o;;;

^Erm, it's a thread. You post posts, remember? Lol!

And dude. The Muffin Man is sexy.

[:

He came over last night Jess, looking for a place to stay for the night. I can't habour a fugitive plus Marcus might eat him so i sent him your way =P

Lol, he's fat and floury and a fugitive..

^Back off girly. Muffin man = mine.

(:

Jess, has he reached you yet?
It was raining last night... you don't think he's melted into a big gooey mess =(

Lmao, can you imagine a big floury gooey patch in the road, has he shown up at yours yet for a place to stay?

Oo, don't worry my lips are sealed.
Don't you two get up to any baking fun now eh? =P

Hehe, we all know what temptation can do to a girl and muffin man...

=O Who's the lucky lady?

That was supposed to be a secret!!!!

;)

*throws water*

It was a one time thing... we were drunk.. it meant nothing!!

This all the muffin mans fault y'know! If he could only satisfy people properly. It's all that flour!

Thats right.. blame the muffin man.. thats better =)

So... seen any good movies lately? lmao

Oo, do tell. I'm always on the look out for new songs!

Hasn't he got an amazing voice!
He sounds like Alex from The Calling. Thats a good song that you should put on it,

Whereever you will go - The Calling. The lyrics match perfectly and it's a band lads like too;

"If I could, then I would,
I'll go wherever you will go
Way up high or down low, I'll go wherever you will go
And maybe, I'll find out
A way to make it back someday
To watch you, to guide you, through the darkest of your days
If a great wave shall fall and fall upon us all
Then I hope there's someone out there
Who can bring me back to you"

That just seems to fit, lol. Oo, i love those kind of gravelly voices. It hits the heart doesn't it.

If you can find any more, fair due's but 15 is the average number of tracks on a CD so i think you have a good collection.
Whats the playlist, you could release it, lmao

Oh and so we don't get shouted at for going off topic.

The muffin man is squishy, lol

Yup, i think we should poke him... with a stick.. he hates that, lol

Lmao. Poke him once for me. Just be careful he doesn't throw a handful of raisins at you!

Lmao. Does your hand keep getting stuck and then making a popping noise when you get it out, rofl!

Y'know, anyone reading this will think we're crazy, lmao

Poke the bas... nice muffin man. How dare he imply we're crazy!

Besides.. we're not crazy, we're mentally challenged and you know what they say, if you can't dazzle them with brilliance, baffle them with bull.. lmao

*catches muffiness* byeee..

*sings* "I'm lonely, oh so lonely..."