Fun game for the imaginative #5

I wish it was my b-day >.<

Granted but you would be offline

I wish I found someone to love and be loved

Granted, but all your families and friends dislike that person.. ^^

I wish I could meet Maria Sharapova,, She's my idol.. ^^

Granted bvut i don't know >.<

i wish kakashi was my homie

Granted but everyone is jealous and stops talking to you

I wish I didn't have to work tomorrow

Granted but its dead..

I wish i can throw a huge party!! =D

Granted but no one liked it!

I wish I wasn't so pessimistic

Grated but you're so optimistic everyone never stops asking for your advice

I wish I had some pie

Granted but the crust was burned

I wish the Rockets make it to the NBA finals this year

Granted but you couldn't watch

I wish it was Thanksgiving

Granted but you get no food

I wish I could go to the bathroom this hour

Granted but you get locked in (I dunno)

I wish it was friday

Granted, but now you have to keep doing the same friday over and over until you get it PERFECTLY right.

I wish i hadn't fallen down the stairs this morning...

Granted, but now you fall down the stairs everytime you go near them.

I wish it would either snow a lot or be warm.

Granted, but it does only one of those for the rest of your life!

i wish school would end already

Granted,, but u're gonna miss ur school and life school so much.. (that's for real.. ^^)
I wish i could repeat my life as a high school student even just in my dream.. :(

Granted but your dreams turn into nightmares and become your reality.

I wish I could I meet Gerard Way.

Granted but he ends up being a total jerk and blows you off
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i wish i could find my cherry chapstik!

Granted, but it was in the dryer and it all melted over your favorite clothes, and is stuck there forever.

i wish we had a longer thanksgiving break.

Granted, but after that we got a looot of tasks to do..
I wish I got all the platinum awards in a week. ^^

Granted but then your account gets suspended

I wish I wasn't sick

Granted, but everybody else around you gets sick instead.

i wish i had a new puppy!

Granted, but your new puppy doesnt like you :[

I wish I had a car!

Granted but now its freezing

i wish things werent so confusing

Granted, but now you confuse everybody else instead.

I wish i hadnt eaten so much tonight... >.<

Granted ,you go back in time and try to change it but then u just forget and eat all over again even worse this time

wish i could go out more often these holidays!!

Granted, but its nowhere you want to be!

i wish my stupid phone hadnt locked me out.

Granted, but then you dont have any more minutes

I wish i could find my true love and live happily ever after

Granted, but your true love is ME. and life sucks. =)

(couldnt think of anything for that...)

i wish that penguins would rule the earth!!!

Granted llamas would revolt and penguins would then become extinct!

I wish I could have slept more than one hour last night....

Grabted but you slept so much its now 2099 and everyone you know is dead

I wish I had more turkey

Wish granted you just closed your eyes for a sec...1 hour and 1 sec

wish i wasnt so pissed off now..

Granted but its all counterfeit and you get arrested for trying to spend illegal money. =)

I wish i wasnt so awesome.

Granted, but now youre so lame that nobody will talk to you.

i wish my puppy acted better!

Granted but now it's boring

i wish i had a puppy

Granted, but it would be POISONED. muahah.

I wish I was drinking Starbucks.

(Gosh dang it, we are both dead!!)

Granted, but now you've used up your wish!

I wish he would tell me if he loves me

Granted, and the answer is yes but then you realize how boring he is.

I wish i had a taco. with hot sauce. LOTS of it.

Granted... but you get three degree burnes in your mouth.
I wish i didnt have CRAMPS right now