Yo Momma!

  • BreakMyWingsAndRun
    17 years ago

    Does anyone on here watch the show "Yo Momma" on MTV? if so what is the funniest yo momma joke you have ever heard?

  • HaileyHelen
    17 years ago

    Yo mamma is so poor her boobs r real.... it was on maliboooooooooos most wanted... if u never seen the movie u don get it... i tried it on mii brother 1ce and ummmm hehe it was not that funny wen mii mom heard it... idk y!

  • BreakMyWingsAndRun
    17 years ago

    ^ ^ ^ lol! he he

  • HaileyHelen
    17 years ago

    C i thought it was funni 2! idk wat her prob was...

  • BreakMyWingsAndRun
    17 years ago

    Ha sammi them are awesome i laughed so hard!! ^
    Thanks! lol =D

  • Syndicate
    17 years ago

    Here are some more...

    Yo Mamma so fat when she jumped up she got stuck.

    Yo Mamma so fat that when a guy drove to swerve around her he ran out of gas.

    Yo Mamma so fat she was baptized at Sea World.

    Yo Mamma so dumb she thought a square root was a vegetable.

    Yo Mamma so skinny she has to run around in the shower to get wet.

  • aDORKable x3
    17 years ago

    Haha they are all so funny

  • RobinAnn13
    17 years ago

    Lol XD
    here's some more...

    Yo mama so poor robbers broke in and left stuff

    Yo momma so ugly, when she covered her face, everyone started cheering

    Yo mama's so stupid, she tried to drown a fish.

    Yo momma so fat when her beeper goes off, people thought she was backing up.

    Yo momma so fat, she goes to a resturant, looks at the menu and says, "Okay!"

    ...<3

  • Syndicate
    17 years ago

    Omg! xD

  • BreakMyWingsAndRun
    17 years ago

    Lol i love the trying to drown a fish one!!

  • Sarah Mirabile
    16 years ago

    Yo Face Is So Black && Yo Teeth Are So Yella I mistaked ya for a seetlers helment. lmao

  • That One Girl
    16 years ago

    Yo mamma's so fat she steeped on a scale and it said to be continued

  • Syndicate
    16 years ago

    Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yes, let's go bury it."

    Yo momma so ugly when she walks into a bank, they turn off the surveillence cameras.

    Yo Momma so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, and she said, "Moving."

    Yo momma so fat, when she turns around, people give her a welcome back party!

  • Im So OVER IT
    16 years ago

    Your jokes are like welfare you get it i dont..that was the best joke on there