Jokes (Funny, interesting or just plain bad)

It's all in the title people.

I am interested in hearing all of your funniest jokes both new ones and the classics, short and long.

I am also interested in those bad jokes that don't make any one laugh at all. (One of my mates is full of these types of jokes and I just wondered how many are out there?)

Probably the worst one I've heard...
"You know, denial isn't just a river that runs through Egypt."

Wow.....hmmm.....a joke......well this isn't really a joke, but something my brother said, "Constipated people don't give a shi*" I think its kind of funny