Chinese Proverbs Say.....

  • Nici
    19 years ago

    Man who scratch ass should not bite fingernails.

    War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

    Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

    Man who run in front of car get tired. Man who run behind car get exhausted.

    Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

    Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

    Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.

    Virginity like bubble, one prick, all gone.

    Nici.

  • Incognito
    19 years ago

    Lol so funny

  • Fireflower
    19 years ago

    did u make those up?

  • insane authority
    19 years ago

    HAHAHAHA
    ALL SOOOOOO FUNNY

  • skynerraw
    17 years ago

    Lol, nice:P did you make those up yourself?

  • Hey Brittknee
    17 years ago

    THIS WAS POSTED IN 2005 IT DOES NOT NEED TO BE COMMENTESD ON 2 YEARS LATER OMFG

  • Hatori
    17 years ago

    Those are all pretty funny though!

  • Tricky Daze
    17 years ago

    There was one from Tokyo drift but i don't remember it
    Anyone here remembers it?

  • Moose
    17 years ago

    Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

    Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

    best two by far..

  • The Queen of Spades
    17 years ago

    Haha i love the last one especially

  • xPerfect Chaosx
    17 years ago

    Hahahahaha.. ok, that is hilarious!!

    .:Danielle:.

  • Choose xX Alex Xx Life
    17 years ago

    Lmao girl power all the way lol

    xxx alex xxx

  • Allison
    17 years ago

    Lmao...so funny