The Classic Your Mamma's so....... Jokes

Your Mama's so hairy, her breasts look like coconuts.

Your Mamma is so poor, when she goes to KFC; she has to lick other people's fingers!

Your Mamma is so nasty; a skunk smelled her and passed out

Your Mamma is so stupid; her shirt says TGIF- this goes in front.

Any one know any others?

Yo mamma's so fat that the last time she saw the number 90210 it was on the bathroom scale.

Yo mammas so stupid she doesnt know how to press a button

Your mother is so stupid, she gave birth to a knuckle-dragging simian who actually enjoyed "Yo Mamma" jokes.

Ya mammas so fat she has time zones

yo mama's so fat she went up to a whale and started singing 'we are family'

ya mammas so fat she uses a sheep and a snake as a tampon

yo momma so poor when she was kicking a can down the street a boy said what are you doing she said moving!!!!!!!!!!!!

lol lol

YOUR MOMA IS SO NASTY HER CRABS USE HER TAMPON STRING AS A BUNGEE CORD...

YOUR MOMA IS SO UGLY SEE HAS TO TRICK OT TREAT OVER THE PHONE...

YOUR MOMAS GLASSES ARE SO THICK THAT WHEN SHE LOOKS AT A MAP SHE SEES POEPLE WAVING...

MUCH LOVE
~*~HEATHER~*~

Yo mammas so dumb, if you put all her brains on the sharp end of a razorblade, it looks like a flea in the middle of a football field!

Yo mammas so ugly, she has to sneak up on her dinner plate to eat!!!!

Yo mammas so fat, she's not allowed to go to the beach, because someone might harpoon her ass!!!!

Yo mammas so fat, yo daddy has to roll her around in flour to find the wet spot!!!!

ahahahaha....

This is old,

Yo mama's so fat she sat on a rainbow and skittles fell out.

yo mama's so ugly, she makes onions cry.

yo mama's armpits are so hairy, it looks like she's got Buckwheat in a headlock.
(i got the last one off White Chicks)

your mama's so in love that her eyes have turned into hearts

am i the only one hu is nice?

your Mamma's so OLD. when i told her to act her age....she DIED !!

Your mamma's ao fat when she dances at a night club the band skips.